One Short Of A Llama:Comments

kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.6) Gecko/20011120
no subject on Thursday 6th of December 9:37 PM, 2001 (

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no subject on Thursday 6th of December 9:58 PM, 2001 (

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
no subject on Sunday 9th of December 10:23 PM, 2001

its ok dude...

"TH" still holds you in.. his.. camel, thingee.

oh sod

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
no subject on Tuesday 4th of December 11:13 PM, 2001

One of Lifes little Ditties...

"Be nice to your chickens, or suffer a painfull, long-drawn out death from blocked
pores... to be administered by Mr. Bear"

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
no subject on Monday 3rd of December 11:09 PM, 2001 (maharg_s@hotmail.com)

Man must sit in chair
with mouth open for
very long time
before roast duck fly in.

- Chinese proverb

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mobtek Mozilla/5.0 (compatible; Konqueror/2.2.1; en)
re: smoos on Friday 30th of November 12:32 PM, 2001 (lordwang@smoo.org)

Which cartoon show had smoo's in it? It was something up there with Meatballs and Spahgetti, its taking over my mind!

narf mobtek

ps: masterfoods chilli beans in a can are evil

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Buttons azrael.netnet.net.nz[203.97.196.203] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
no subject on Wednesday 21st of November 10:09 PM, 2001

Sorbet

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
no subject on Wednesday 21st of November 11:02 PM, 2001 (

Buttons azrael.netnet.net.nz[203.97.196.203] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
no subject on Thursday 22nd of November 5:39 PM, 2001

No, Graham is short for ass...

Graham: See Ass

Ass: Someone who on their return from Canada does not contacttheir friend, even though she left a message at his house for him!

C'mon Stranger!

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Evil-1 Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
no subject on Saturday 24th of November 11:47 AM, 2001

Hey. All of his others friends made it to his party. Your own damn fault if you didn't want to see him :P

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no subject on Sunday 25th of November 2:42 PM, 2001

*ahem*
Gosh, silly me for thinking I wouldn't be welcome...

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Evil-1 Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
no subject on Tuesday 27th of November 4:15 PM, 2001

Yeah silly you. No one would have cared.

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Evil-1 Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
no subject on Friday 30th of November 5:57 PM, 2001

Go on, just try and take my Ice-cream! You don't even have your own hands to take it off me anymore. I think Dead-Beef has them.

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Kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.4) Gecko/20010913
no subject on Friday 30th of November 9:17 AM, 2001

Mmm, ice cream

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Evil-1 Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
no subject on Monday 3rd of December 6:15 PM, 2001

I'll give you a knife!
Hey Dead beef, what are you using Mahargs hands for anyway? Remember they're canadian hands, you don't know where they've been!

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
no subject on Monday 3rd of December 11:07 PM, 2001

die

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Evil-1 Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
no subject on Tuesday 4th of December 1:43 PM, 2001

Making Me!!!

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
no subject on Friday 30th of November 10:52 PM, 2001 (

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.6) Gecko/20011120
no subject on Thursday 22nd of November 6:19 PM, 2001 (

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.6) Gecko/20011120
no subject on Thursday 22nd of November 9:01 AM, 2001 (

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.6) Gecko/20011120
drink of the day on Wednesday 21st of November 9:35 PM, 2001

"This is what I have left in the fridge"

1 count vodka
ice
lemonade
some drops of this sour lemon shit i have (you could try lime if you live on THE EDGE, or if you grew up on THE EDGE!, or at least if your family went there regularly for vacation)

drink

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hmmm..Iforget [192.195.12.4] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98; Statistics New Zea
hello on Wednesday 21st of November 5:45 PM, 2001 (me@seeifthisworks.com)

Cartoons good

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
death and taxes on Thursday 15th of November 11:09 PM, 2001 (help.me@please.now)

what if i refuse. eh? EH??? bloddy hell, you all think i'm some kind of alcoholic sponge?? fek. a curse on all your carrots!!!!!

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.4) Gecko/20010913
death and taxes on Friday 16th of November 2:41 PM, 2001 (

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Absinthe and Canadians on Saturday 17th of November 3:18 PM, 2001 (

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Evil-1 Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
Absinthe and Canadians on Tuesday 13th of November 7:09 PM, 2001 (Die-Rednecks@hotmail.com)

This friday 16th.
Party at 39 Roxburgh St.
Bring something to Kill a Canadian
(preferably Alcoholic)

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DeadBeef Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.5) Gecko/20011012
Absinthe and Canadians on Wednesday 14th of November 9:11 PM, 2001 (

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disturbing.

kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.4) Gecko/20010913
Absinthe and Canadians on Thursday 15th of November 9:54 AM, 2001

muahAhaha
come one come all!

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.2) Gecko/20010628
Absinthe and Canadians on Tuesday 13th of November 7:19 PM, 2001

i have a cricket bat which is 75% KICKASS

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.2) Gecko/20010628
party on Saturday 10th of November 5:53 PM, 2001

at the flat sat 10th at like night time or
something bring beer drink beer die
we have couches

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.2) Gecko/20010628
party on Tuesday 13th of November 7:46 PM, 2001

WTF is with all these half full beers
left after the party who's the pussy
who couldn't finish their drinks
you know who you are harden up you're
a disgrace i am ashamed to have known
whoever it is you are

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)
party on Sunday 11th of November 8:04 PM, 2001 (

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DeadBeef Lynx/2.8.4dev.16 libwww-FM/2.14 SSL-MM/1.4.1 OpenSSL/0.9.6
fek on Thursday 1st of November 11:33 PM, 2001 (

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)
fek on Wednesday 31st of October 8:36 PM, 2001 (maharg_s@hotmail.com)

i too must applaud the cartooning... if only i could find my hands...

i know i left them here... somewhere....

"boris, did u steal my hands again??"

fucken wench...

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.2) Gecko/20010628
fek on Thursday 1st of November 11:44 PM, 2001

then whose hands are these?
oh these are my hands

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.2) Gecko/20010628
fek on Thursday 1st of November 8:33 PM, 2001

your appreciation is appreciated
oh and i stole your hands
i need them for my twilight ritual

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)
and then there were none... on Friday 9th of November 7:24 PM, 2001 (

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sw (compatible; MSIE 7.5; Windows NT 6.0)
back to the future on Friday 26th of October 1:34 PM, 2001

i seem to have been transported some years into the future, but it looks like windows 2010 is still using the NT4 codebase.

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Matt_R Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 5.0; en-US; rv:0.9.5) Gecko/2
Web Browsers on Wednesday 31st of October 12:30 PM, 2001

this actually isnt too bad

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Matt_R Mozilla/1.0 (compatible; Netscape 1.1; Windows 3.1)
back to the future on Friday 26th of October 1:47 PM, 2001

yeah well i'm still stuck in the past

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Buttons azrael.netnet.net.nz[203.97.196.203] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
no subject on Thursday 25th of October 12:07 PM, 2001

And on a completely unrelated note...

Mighty fine cartoon action happening lately... You are to be applauded.

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Satyricon jafar.unixpac.com.au[203.3.121.10] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
Dextromethorphan Hydrobromide on Wednesday 24th of October 3:43 PM, 2001 (davidj@xmach.org)

The following is fiction. And by that, I mean fact. This is what happened when I took DXM on the weekend in canberra. Executive summary - Dont do it!

I drank 2 bottles of robo DX, approx 1.2 grams of DXM. Then, walked into belconnen mall. For some reason, people irritated me if they didnt hail my presence as they past, so I started cursing them. I had this ability to cast spells and was throwing blesses, curses, fireballs and other D&D style shit all over the mall. Then we went to the lake and I lay on the grass tripping, talking about the "pillar of caddis" and "hacker voltron" which was comprised of 2 longnecks, rather than lions. One longneck was memory segment, the other was format string. At this point we came across a group of scouts and something possessed me to ask the scout master if he'd like me to suck his dick. I dont think he replied. about this point I lost the ability to speak, and simply flailed around screaming and grunting incoherrently. DXM gives you extreme disassociation and I had little idea who I was, what I was doing, and how causality worked. A jogger went past and I got down on my knees and worshipped him as he ran off. About 4 hours later I snapped out of it. DXM is messy.

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sw Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.0; DVD Owner)
rabbit ears? on Thursday 18th of October 2:20 AM, 2001

this is terrifying. ugh.
http://www.dymocks.com.au/asp/full_details.asp?isbn=0733614817

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)
general notice on Wednesday 17th of October 5:58 PM, 2001 (maharg_s@hotmail.com)

word'up

this is a general notice to whoever really cares...
i get back to NZ on the 13th november, and there is going to be one hell of a big party on friday 16th november, at a place in wellington. (i have no idea where, but when i find out, i'll let u all know).
everyone is invited... bring beer, tunez... and beer.

werd

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.2) Gecko/20010628
general notice on Wednesday 17th of October 6:15 PM, 2001 (

maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)
birthday stuff on Friday 19th of October 5:46 PM, 2001 (

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.2) Gecko/20010628
birthday stuff on Friday 19th of October 6:07 PM, 2001

im not sure
maybe i'll have some sort of running drinking thing
for the whole week around the 13th i'll
be drinking and lamenting my pale existance
if anyone else wants to join in just turn
up at the flat. even if you just
want to ridicule me. bring beer though.
now playing: "...and justice for all!"

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.2) Gecko/20010628
birthday stuff on Friday 19th of October 6:10 PM, 2001

that means you too, ladies

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Buttons 203-79-120-203.cable.paradise.net.nz[203.79.120.203] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
birthday stuff on Monday 22nd of October 2:45 AM, 2001

Hmmm... no offence dude... but something about that last comment reminded me of Bug-Eyed Earl, from Redmeat.com...

You haven't been wearing mint lifesavers on your nipples, have you??

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.2) Gecko/20010628
birthday stuff on Monday 22nd of October 9:00 AM, 2001 (

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jorm: the livejournal on Tuesday 16th of October 2:06 AM, 2001

http://www.livejournal.com/users/cuntgobble

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jorm: the livejournal on Friday 26th of October 1:19 PM, 2001

So you're still a DVD owner?

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jorm: the livejournal on Friday 26th of October 1:30 PM, 2001

no, now i have a much cooler addition to my computer :P

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.2) Gecko/20010628
no subject on Monday 15th of October 8:31 PM, 2001 (

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.2) Gecko/20010628
no subject on Monday 15th of October 8:30 PM, 2001

first post

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DeadBeef Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.5) Gecko/20011012
no subject on Monday 15th of October 10:47 PM, 2001 (

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sw Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.0; DVD Owner)
no subject on Tuesday 16th of October 2:05 AM, 2001

out post

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.2) Gecko/20010628
no subject on Monday 15th of October 10:49 PM, 2001 (

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)
no subject on Wednesday 17th of October 6:01 PM, 2001 (

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.2) Gecko/20010628
no subject on Wednesday 17th of October 6:16 PM, 2001 (

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sw Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.0; DVD Owner)
Drinking Antix on Tuesday 2nd of October 8:16 PM, 2001

i had a pretty big weekend also.

i drank most of a bottle of JD in front of IRC on friday night.

woke up with a crippling hangover saturday.

saturday night involved tequila sunrises at Abbeys, then beer.

i woke up sunday with a slightly less debilitating hangover. then we went and lugged a fucking engine and gearbox around. top tip: dont move a 300kg piece of machinery with a hangover.

sunday night involved hash cake.

monday was an all day mammoth effort, beginning with beer and cake, followed by margaritas.

now its tuesday and my body hates me, i would like the shakes to go away soon please.

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Satyricon jafar.unixpac.com.au[203.3.121.10] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
Drinking Antix on Friday 28th of September 3:24 PM, 2001 (davidj@xmach.org)

I got extremely drunk last night. Those of you in .au will have seen me drunk and im a bit of a big drinker. Well, last night I am not sure how many beers I had but I spent $155 on beer. And I think the beers were $4.40.
 
> bc -l 
bc 1.06 
155/4.40 
35.22727272727272727272
 
That's alot of beer. Well, what happened was, I started to smash beer glasses around. This escalated and soon my whole group of friends were smashing everything from jugs to ashtrays in sight. Then one of my friends decided to cut himself with some broken glass on purpose. He bled alot and started writing on the walls with his blood. So after that we tottled off to go and pick some fights. Im not sure if we got in any, memory goes blank for about 5 hours. Then I wake up at 9am this morning literally in a puddle of my own urine and vomit on the toilet floor. I think im still drunk right now.
 
The moral of this story is simple:
 
Everyone is really fucked in the head.

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Satyricon jafar.unixpac.com.au[203.3.121.10] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
cuntgobble on Friday 28th of September 3:24 PM, 2001 (

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Satyricon jafar.unixpac.com.au[203.3.121.10] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
Drinking Antix on Friday 28th of September 3:23 PM, 2001 (davidj@xmach.org)

I got extremely drunk last night. Those of you in .au will have seen me drunk and im a bit of a big drinker. Well, last night I am not sure how many beers I had but I spent $155 on beer. And I think the beers were $4.40.
 
> bc -l 
bc 1.06 
155/4.40 
35.22727272727272727272
 
That's alot of beer. Well, what happened was, I started to smash beer glasses around. This escalated and soon my whole group of friends were smashing everything from jugs to ashtrays in sight. Then one of my friends decided to cut himself with some broken glass on purpose. He bled alot and started writing on the walls with his blood. So after that we tottled off to go and pick some fights. Im not sure if we got in any, memory goes blank for about 5 hours. Then I wake up at 9am this morning literally in a puddle of my own urine and vomit on the toilet floor. I think im still drunk right now.
 
The moral of this story is simple:
 
Everyone is really fucked in the head.

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Buttons azrael.netnet.net.nz[203.97.196.203] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
no subject on Thursday 27th of September 9:01 AM, 2001

Hey There...

You guys have probably seen all these before, but for the benefit of those who haven't:

http://panic304r.com/index2.html

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maharG Mozilla/4.78 [en] (Win95; U)
and the saga continues... on Sunday 23rd of September 5:38 PM, 2001 (maharg_s@hotmail.com)

The Adventures of BOO and Moo: Episode II

The Scene: a really crummy LaundroMAT with complimentary hookers and drug dispensing machine (the good kind). Boo is washing his spare sets of fur, and Moo is drooling over a hooker thats teasing him by sucking on the nose of a stuffed cmael. Boo is whistling a wee ditty about the social impoverisment of stuffed rodents.

Enter FatGuy with plastic road-cone stuck to the side of his head: "The end is nigh!! Repent! Repent!!"
Boo: "Frag off!!"
Hooker: *sucky sucky*
Moo: *drool*
ConeHed: "Your life is DEAD! Die like the capitalist pig you are!!"
Boo: "For the last fucking time, I AM NOT A PIG!"
Hooker: *sucky sucky sucky*
Moo: *drrrooOOOOoooollll*
ConeHed: All your life you've worked to pay for fascists and eeeevil doers though taxes and sweat! Rise up and KIll them with your CHAINS!!!"
Boo: "Look butt-munch, RACK OFF!!"
Hooker: *SUCKY SUCKY inhale*

A pause.

Moo: "?"
ConeHed: "Repent?"
Boo: "I'll give u repent, poo-pusher!!"
Hooker: *CHOKE*
Moo: "!"
ConeHed: "Eeevil!! There is eeevil here!"
Boo: "Just shut up and DIE!"
Hooker explodes.

Another pause.

Boo: "Bugga"
Moo: "@#!"
ConeHed: "It is the tool of the DEVIL!!"
Enter 3 legged, 4 eyed dog.. "Hoof 'o Death, hoof 'o Death"
With a steely glint in the eye, Moo leaped gracefully over Boo (in a Jersey kind of way) and with a fluid stike with the Hoof 'o Death, split ConeHed from neck to pelvis. And with an airy toss of the head, promptly shat on the corpse.
Boo: "Good god! That smells!!"
Moo: "I art thine shepard, and thou hast been guided."

^fini^

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and the saga continues... on Sunday 23rd of September 11:30 PM, 2001

am thinking you have way too much free time.

anyway i just wanted to see what this browsers watermark looks like.

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a bed-tyme storie on Thursday 13th of September 9:16 PM, 2001

that was beautiful man

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a bed-tyme storie on Thursday 13th of September 5:39 PM, 2001 (maharg_s@hotmail.com)

THE ADVENTURES OF Boo AND Moo, Episode I.

The Scene: a warm day, nice trees, the smell of happiness... and the odour of fresh puke on the ground....
Boo: "i love the smell of fresh puke in the morning!!!"
Moo: "."
Boo: "ya know moo, u smell like puke. what, you roll in it or somethin??"
Moo: "."
Boo: "i know!!! you shat it out your ass!!! you have puke for shit!!! HA!"
Moo: "!"
Boo: "now, dont get me wrong, your a nice cow 'n all, but did u have to puke right on my door step??? EH??? YOU FUCKEN INCONSIDERATE PLEBIAN BOVINE MASS OF PUKE-SHIT!!!!!"

In the blink of a flys eye (?), Moo inviscerated Boo with a single swipe of him world-famous 'hoof 'o death'. then, with a mighty ass-release, Moo shat on Boo. it was truly traumatic.
Boo: "mmm mmm MMMM, *choke* guuurrrgle *choke*"
Moo: "dont have a brown, Mister Cow."

^Fini^

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Asama Bin Laden [203.3.121.87] Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.4.3 i586)
TASTE DEATH on Wednesday 12th of September 12:25 PM, 2001

TASTE DEATH YANKEE SCUM!!
I find the whole terrorist thing amusing, I wish there was more violence like this in the world :( It would brighten my day.

Love,
Uncle Asama

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TASTE DEATH on Thursday 13th of September 1:46 PM, 2001

It's Osama though....

Asama is an imposter!

On another note, I just heard that John Howard was giving Hilary Clinton some "personal attention" for her "grief".

Go Johnny! Do her while Bill is here!!!!

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TASTE DEATH on Friday 14th of September 12:06 AM, 2001 (

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TASTE DEATH on Sunday 16th of September 11:35 PM, 2001

chmod a+x /bin/laden

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.2) Gecko/20010628
the adventures of 'Boo and Moo' on Sunday 2nd of September 12:02 AM, 2001

heh

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maharG Mozilla/4.08 [en] (Win95; I)
the adventures of 'Boo and Moo' on Saturday 1st of September 5:05 PM, 2001 (maharg_s@hotmail.com)

resist psychic death...

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sw Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0; DVD Owner)
Apparently I am a DVD owner... on Monday 27th of August 4:35 PM, 2001

What makes me a DVD owner and noone else? I don't even have a DVD drive..

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The Stupid on Monday 27th of August 11:16 AM, 2001 (davidj@xmach.org)

This is SO dodgy!

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sw Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0; DVD Owner)
The Stupid on Monday 27th of August 4:34 PM, 2001

Drink of the day - The Stupid

30ml Bacardi 151, fill with orange juice, add 30ml Blue Curaco, 30ml Midori & 15ml Cointreau. Done properly, the green stuff should sink to the bottom, creating something like a tequila sunrise - only green.

Serves one.

Bacardi 151 is the devils work.

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.2) Gecko/20010628
no subject on Wednesday 22nd of August 6:12 PM, 2001

only in canada...

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Satyricon jafar.unixpac.com.au[203.3.121.10] Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.4.3 i586)
Perisher Spew on Monday 20th of August 12:03 PM, 2001 (davidj@xmach.org)

I went skiing at perisher blue on the weekend. For those who dont know, im both a skilled skier and prominent member of AA (Alcoholics Aspiring). This resulted in me drinking 15 beers in the morning with some random norweigans I met, then attempting to ski a double black diamond (really fucken steep) run. I am now the proud owner of a sprained ankle, torn knee ligament and shattered reputation, after the next night I got kicked out of mario's pizza restaurant for ordering a "Fettucine with fucking pasta sauce you fat bitch".

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maharG Mozilla/4.08 [en] (Win95; I)
no subject on Saturday 25th of August 5:55 PM, 2001 (

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maharG Mozilla/5.0 (compatible; Konqueror/2.1.1; X11)
Perisher Spew on Wednesday 22nd of August 11:53 AM, 2001 (

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RHYMEZ^3 on Tuesday 24th of July 11:07 PM, 2001

word up, negrax.

chemical addiction 0wnz j00.

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Satyricon proxy1.syd.pacific.net.au[203.27.69.91] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
RHYMEZ^3 on Tuesday 24th of July 12:25 AM, 2001 (davidj@xmach.org)

Behind a 15 inch monitor
dissing my new songs
wanna battle me? with your keystyles and message boards
how about you turn those skills into audio verse
cause 16 heads and one oh two cylinders word
all these niggers in cyberspace
too scared to come out; sunspot'll rip off their fucken face!!!

Mass MC rocks your world.

Im drunk.

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Buttons azrael.netnet.net.nz[203.97.196.203] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
Hello World on Thursday 12th of July 11:15 PM, 2001

The world is turning on it's end!!

I can write a perl script!

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Shakesbeare [144.137.88.162] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows NT 5.0)
Hello World on Wednesday 18th of July 8:43 AM, 2001

But does it work.

Yay for me having a job!

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.2) Gecko/20010628
Hello World on Friday 13th of July 2:18 PM, 2001

It's the rapture!

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows NT 5.0)
meep on Sunday 15th of July 5:32 PM, 2001 (

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:0.9.2) Gecko/20010628
meep on Sunday 15th of July 8:44 PM, 2001

wrong again, bond

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maharG Mozilla/4.08 [en] (Win95; I)
@#$!% on Wednesday 18th of July 5:00 PM, 2001 (

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ZenSandwich Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux 2.4.3 i686; en-US; 0.8.1) Gecko/200104
Government Departments... on Wednesday 4th of July 9:46 AM, 2001

It's not just the NZ government that's clueless about the internet (in fact we're possibly one of the better ones...0 I just got an amusing email from some small department somewhere in the US complaining that someone from Waikato University pinged their firewall machine and attaching a page-long list of questions insisting we tell them who we are, what we do (looking up www.waikato.ac.nz was too much effort for them, or maybe they hadn't upgraded their computers to Mosaic yet?) and a whole lot of other detailed information on our 'business' before we'd be allowed to ping them again.

yAY! :P

--TZS

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Government Departments... on Monday 13th of August 11:44 PM, 2001 (

Buttons www-cache-external.vuw.ac.nz[130.195.196.201] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows NT)
... on Thursday 21st of June 11:26 AM, 2001

Things are getting kinda slow around here.

I check this page every day, hoping for another pearl of wisdom, or something to ponder until tomorrow, But alas, there has been no change.

I might actually have to get a life or something if this keeps up!

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Satyricon jafar.unixpac.com.au[203.3.121.10] Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.14-5.0 i586)
Haikus of Wisdom on Wednesday 27th of June 12:47 PM, 2001

New Zealanders need
to drink more fucking beer now
so whining ceases.

Frost covered fruit tree
landspace of ancient beauty
madman kills children.

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MoF0 [203.12.255.19] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
Lyrics on Friday 15th of June 12:58 AM, 2001 (

Satyricon proxy4.syd.pacific.net.au[203.27.69.94] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
Lyrics on Monday 11th of June 4:38 AM, 2001 (davidj@unixpac.com.au)

There once was a chick from #teen
who would whine to the ops of her spleen
she claimed marital strife
and fear to go under the knife
so the op was performed by mr. bean.

There once was a super patrol squid
who had far better diction than a kid
by some script kiddies he was dissed
on his reputation they pissed
and ./killed his parent PID

Im drunk.

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kismet Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux 2.2.16 i686; en-US; rv:0.9) Gecko/2001
blah blah on Monday 11th of June 1:53 PM, 2001

Yes
Super Squid patrol is also available for childrens parties, when he is not destroying the forces of darkness with the superior taste of easy cheese treats.

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MoF0 [203.12.253.167] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
blah blah on Monday 11th of June 3:53 AM, 2001 (mofo@manbeef.com)

i want a super squid patrol t-shirt i hear he makes
exceptional party dips.

does he like strip and do wang tricks?

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maharG[in-spaaaAAAAaaace] h24-78-211-135.vn.shawcable.net[24.78.211.135] Mozilla/4.08 [en] (Win95; I)
boom on Saturday 9th of June 4:22 PM, 2001 (

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Satyricon jafar.unixpac.com.au[203.3.121.10] Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.14-5.0 i586)
boom on Thursday 7th of June 12:51 PM, 2001 (davidj@unixpac.com.au)

There once was a man from the hood
who was reputed for pulling his pud
one day having a tug
he got hit by a jug
and that was the end of his 'wood'.

ogin?
assword?

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Buttons whackass.com[203.97.196.4] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
The maelstrom that is life on Sunday 3rd of June 9:59 AM, 2001

It is always a wonder to me how the human race survives with so much hurt and unhappiness in the world.

And then you have the odd person who comes along to actually inflict that hurt and unhappiness in such as cold, calculated and callous way, that really it just turns your stomach.

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kismet Mozilla/4.75 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.16 i686; Nav)
QuakeMUD on Tuesday 22nd of May 8:14 PM, 2001 (david@osoal.org.nz)

QuakeMUD, a stupid little quake themed mud I wrote,
has been running on gnu for almost 1 year. I invite you all to give it a good thrash. You have 8 days.

telnet to gnu.osoal.org.nz:4950

How it works.
Move around just like a regular mud.
Pick up quake style items.
If there are other players in the room you are in,
you will automatically attack those players.
Some weapons can hurt more than one player at a time.

I will post the source soon, after I've packaged it nicely.

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QuakeMUD on Friday 1st of June 6:40 PM, 2001 (

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DeadBeef Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux 2.4.3 i686; en-US; 0.8) Gecko/20010215
Happy Aniversary gnu! on Friday 18th of May 10:10 PM, 2001 (

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Zen Sandwich whale.waikato.ac.nz[130.217.76.32] Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux 2.4.3 i686; en-US; 0.8.1) Gecko/200104
Happy Aniversary gnu! on Friday 18th of May 4:09 PM, 2001 (zen@osoal.org.nz)

Actually, the uptime counter overflowed nearly 2 days ago:

[16:04] gnu:[~] % uptime
4:04pm up 1 day, 21:37, 5 users, load average: 0.08, 0.02, 0.01

So this is a belated happy aniversary. ;)

--TZS

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kismet Mozilla/4.75 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.16 i686; Nav)
yay for me on Monday 14th of May 10:40 PM, 2001 (

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Zen Sandwich whale.waikato.ac.nz[130.217.76.32] Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux 2.4.3 i686; en-US; 0.8.1) Gecko/200104
Happy Aniversary gnu! on Friday 18th of May 4:08 PM, 2001 (zen@osoal.org.nz)

Actually, the uptime counter overflowed nearly 2 days ago:

[16:04] gnu:[~] % uptime
4:04pm up 1 day, 21:37, 5 users, load average: 0.08, 0.02, 0.01

So this is a belated happy aniversary. ;)

--TZS

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maharG-in-Japan [210.229.158.130] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows 98)
yay for me on Monday 14th of May 8:53 PM, 2001 (maharg_s@hotmail.com)

heloo!!! japan is hot, and sticky. and the ppl here are not terribly nice. oh well. flight was ok, food ok. have 3 more waiting hours to go, then 9 more flying hours to go, then Vancouver. i`m getting pretty tired. yay for me.
hav2 go, running out of my 30mins.

talk to u all soon.

.G.

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kismet Mozilla/4.75 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.16 i686; Nav)
GOING AWAY PARTY(S) on Sunday 29th of April 9:44 PM, 2001 (

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
going away stuff on Thursday 10th of May 11:27 PM, 2001 (maharg_s@hotmail.com)

so long and thanks for all the fish.
i'll try to come and visit the flat on saturday sometime, when u guys are alive.
and to anyone that i missed in saying goodbye to, goodbye.
i'll see ya'all in 6 months.... i get back on the 13th November, so there will be a coming home party sometime around then, if ppl are willing to partake in such an event.

moo.

.G.

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
GOING AWAY PARTY(S) on Sunday 29th of April 8:46 PM, 2001 (maharg@zfree.co.nz)

this is a BIG message to anyone who wants to know.. there will be a going away party at Chris Waights house this Friday nite (5th May), and some drinks in town 'somewhere' for those who cant make it on Friday nite. anyone who wants to come along, please e-mail me, or post here, whatevers good for u. and for those who dont alredy know, the reason for this party is coz i'm going to canada on the 14th May. i'll be there for 6 months, so there has to be some serious drinking done before i go.
anyways, stuff. i hope ppl can come along. oh and, tell everyone u know... the more the merrier!

.G.

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
GOING AWAY PARTY(S) on Monday 30th of April 9:23 PM, 2001 (

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Buttons cablebawx-saturn.netnet.net.nz[203.97.196.24] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
GOING AWAY PARTY(S) on Wednesday 2nd of May 6:38 PM, 2001

Chris Waite scares me, and I'm already booked for this Saturday...

Otherwise, drinks in town or something will be good, lemme know when :)

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Shakesbeare netcache-c6100.vic-remote.bigpond.net.au[61.9.128.141] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows NT 5.0)
yay me on Friday 27th of April 12:08 PM, 2001

yay me, traitorous me, semi Australian me. Aussies are weird. They have these bizarre ads for Sprite here. They also have me, yay me.

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Matt_R Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows NT 5.0)
yay me on Thursday 7th of June 4:33 PM, 2001

yay you! :)

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Matt_R Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows NT 5.0)
yay me on Thursday 7th of June 4:14 PM, 2001

yay you!

:)

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kismet Mozilla/4.75 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.16 i686; Nav)
yay me on Sunday 29th of April 2:55 PM, 2001

watch out for australians, they're everywhere over there

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
yay me on Sunday 29th of April 8:41 PM, 2001 (

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Buttons cablebawx-saturn.netnet.net.nz[203.97.196.24] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
yay me on Wednesday 2nd of May 6:34 PM, 2001

A Dingo stole my Baby!

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Buttons cablebawx-saturn.netnet.net.nz[203.97.196.24] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 95)
no subject on Tuesday 10th of April 10:49 PM, 2001

Lincoln! You didn't say anything about the email Tim sent you...

any comments?

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)
fallen angels on Wednesday 25th of April 6:49 PM, 2001 (maharg@zfree.co.nz)

today, i helped to film on camera, a fallen angel at the taita cemetary. it was quite fun, despite the cold. and if anyone is wondering why i'm telling u all this, it's because i can.

die.

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Shrooms on Thursday 12th of April 8:06 AM, 2001 (

kismet Mozilla/4.75 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.16 i686; Nav)
smith family fridge-magnet fun on Sunday 8th of April 11:08 PM, 2001 (

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
smith family fridge-magnet fun on Sunday 8th of April 9:17 PM, 2001 (maharg@zfree.co.nz)

No such thing as the toilet.
Do you think your finger likes it up your nose?
I'll wipe off your face.
Feed the cat to starving children from india.
The dishes dont desvere soap.
Just where are you going spanking your brother?
Go to church, but come home smoking.
Milk because your father hurts.
Eat the dog.
Your room is closed.
I love nice drink.
I am ready to give your naughty underware away to the baby-sitter.
Take off your shoes while doing me in the kitchen.
Sleep behind mister crazy-mind.
Get full of giving.
Play with your vegetables, and have your maid wash your toys.

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
smith family fridge-magnet fun on Monday 9th of April 7:05 PM, 2001 (

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Buttons cablebawx-saturn.netnet.net.nz[203.97.196.24] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 95)
no subject on Monday 2nd of April 11:47 PM, 2001

brraaaaiiiins?

There's definitely some updating to be done around here :P

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Matt_R Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows NT 5.0)
moo on Sunday 8th of April 6:44 PM, 2001 (matt@richardsfamily.net)

I finally quit my job. Yay.

I'm leaving, and taking one of their biggest customers with me (hey, I'm an IT Manager now!) and the boss has never been this nice to me. mmm 80 workstations.. where did I put the dnet client...

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
more urban bovine myths... (and moths) on Tuesday 3rd of April 4:55 PM, 2001 (maharg@zfree.co.nz)

cow. mooing. serenity. peace. grass. chewing. yummy. a shape.... in the sky. curiosity. plane noises. confusion. small egg shapes.... in the sky. more confusion. egg shapes falling. panic. mooing. running. (clenching). screaming. (more clenching). 'exploding!' nosies. oozing. the smell of fresh napalm in the morning. (and some more clenching.... "Hey boy...")

yay for the cows.

FlappyHed

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DeadBeef Lynx/2.8.2rel.1 libwww-FM/2.14
Interior decorating on Tuesday 3rd of April 1:07 AM, 2001 (db@osoal.org.nz)

There isnt much else I can say... http://www.lilek s.com/institute/interiors/bhg/index.html

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)
urban bovine storys on Thursday 29th of March 5:34 PM, 2001

cow. moo. shotgun. running. mooing. noises. lights. green men. panic. mooing. 'zzaAp!' noise. frying. x-files music.

yay for the cows.

FlappyHed

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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
Almost worth getting census form for..... on Monday 5th of March 10:39 PM, 2001 (db@osoal.org.nz)

http://www.stuf f.co.nz/inl/index/0,1008,681626a10,FF.html

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Catch22 Mozilla/4.75 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.17 i686)
Almost worth getting census form for..... on Monday 5th of March 11:15 PM, 2001 (

ZenSandwich Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.18 i686)
All your base are belong to us! on Tuesday 20th of February 10:48 PM, 2001

http://www.planetstarseige.com/allyourbase/

(if you need it, download Shockwave to see the video, it's worth it! :)

You have no chance to survive make your time!

--TZS

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Buttons cablebawx-saturn.netnet.net.nz[203.97.196.24] Mozilla/4.76 [en] (Win95; U)
All your base are belong to us! on Sunday 25th of February 6:57 PM, 2001

I think there must be some weird conspiracy out there.

That something so obscure could have reached so many different people in what seems like little over a week, is just plain strange.

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kismet Mozilla/4.75 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.16 i686; Nav)
All your base are belong to us! on Monday 26th of February 11:08 PM, 2001 (

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Buttons cablebawx-saturn.netnet.net.nz[203.97.196.24] Mozilla/4.76 [en] (Win95; U)
no subject on Monday 19th of February 5:19 PM, 2001

Enough with the Dis-embodied Clown heads already!

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
yay on Saturday 3rd of February 11:12 PM, 2001 (maharg@zfree.co.nz)

horrayyy!! i finnally have my pc bak, now i can continue my plan to take over the entire world!!!!
blah blah blah goes everybody

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kismet Mozilla/4.75 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.16 i686; Nav)
yay on Sunday 4th of February 4:20 PM, 2001 (

maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
yay on Sunday 4th of February 11:08 PM, 2001 (

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Buttons cablebawx-saturn.netnet.net.nz[203.97.196.24] Mozilla/4.76 [en] (Win95; U)
no subject on Thursday 25th of January 5:30 PM, 2001

Why is the internet so broken?

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Satyricon [203.53.38.233] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (X11; I; SCO_SV 3.2 i386)
! on Thursday 18th of January 2:30 PM, 2001

SCO Browser versions in full effect.

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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.05 (Macintosh; I; 68K)
! on Wednesday 24th of January 7:25 PM, 2001 (

Buttons azrael.netnet.net.nz[203.97.196.203] Mozilla/4.76 [en] (Win95; U)
Cartoons! on Tuesday 9th of January 9:10 AM, 2001

Ok!
I think I've figured out the cartoons!

The guy with the funky hair and the squiggle on his shirt that points to the floor is David, The guy with the beer in his hand is Gareth...

And I think Lincoln must be that Cactus dude.

But I don't know who the other people are...

Am I close?!

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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
how many 9's? on Tuesday 9th of January 9:20 PM, 2001 (db@osoal.org.nz)

In spite of the best efforts of the local power company, this web server narrowly just avoided a reboot.

[ db@gnu ] [ Tue Jan 9 09:13:57pm ] [ /dev/pts/16 ]
[ ~ ]$ uptime
9:19pm up 370 days, 4:16, 13 users, load average: 0.00, 0.00, 0.00

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kismet Mozilla/4.75 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.16 i686; Nav)
Cartoons! on Wednesday 10th of January 12:28 AM, 2001 (

Catch22 Mozilla/4.75 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.17 i686)
CS 1.0 Server on Wednesday 27th of December 12:22 PM, 2000 (

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Satyricon cfw2.rdc1.nsw.excitehome.net.au[203.164.3.165] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)
! on Sunday 7th of January 5:40 AM, 2001 (davidj@sebs.com.au)

Rhiannon has hairy nipples.

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
lack of counter strike...( on Saturday 30th of December 6:01 PM, 2000 (maharg@zfree,co.nz)

the disticnt lack of killing on this server is disturbing... i find this ovwewhelming emptiyness to be manifest as a hole in the very fabric of my existance, and as such, i have this feeling of being in-complete. hence forth, i find this to be an insult to my humanity and wellbeing....

and enuff of this crap and horseshit, blah, i need a beer.. all of that bittching has made me thirsty. drink lots and be un-merry... bah humbug and all that..

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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
CS 1.0 Server on Wednesday 27th of December 10:10 AM, 2000 (db@osoal.org.nz)

There will be a counter strike server on gnu.osoal.org.nz on the default port for the next day or so.

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DeadBeef Lynx/2.8.3rel.1 libwww-FM/2.14
CS 1.0 Server on Wednesday 27th of December 11:07 PM, 2000 (

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
CS 1.0 Server on Wednesday 27th of December 6:50 PM, 2000 (

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Shakesbeare 202-27-181-228.dialup.xtra.co.nz[202.27.181.228] Mozilla/4.7 [en] (Win95; I)
Blah on Thursday 21st of December 12:21 AM, 2000

me too!!

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
more blah on Monday 25th of December 12:18 AM, 2000 (blah)

yay for xmas, hope everyone gets drunk...

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
stuff on Saturday 23rd of December 12:16 AM, 2000 (maharg@zfree.co.nz)

yes, once again the tyme has come to perform the yearly ritual that is christmas... the agi\ony of waiting in lines... the indecision when bying someone a present... and all of that hooplah. i have found that the best way to deral with this is as follows.... 'blah blah blah.."

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Sieben syd-cache01.one.net.au[203.101.17.53] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90)
Blah on Saturday 16th of December 4:07 AM, 2000 (Seven@seven.org.au)

Its been a Long time since I've been here

yes it has

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
Blah on Friday 22nd of December 12:18 AM, 2000 (

Shakesbeare 203-96-108-30.dialup.xtra.co.nz[203.96.108.30] Mozilla/4.7 [en] (Win95; I)
Blah on Saturday 30th of December 5:29 PM, 2000

but you don't come back often enough either....always say you're going to but never do...tut tut

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Matt 203-96-108-30.dialup.xtra.co.nz[203.96.108.30] Mozilla/4.7 [en] (Win95; I)
Blah on Saturday 30th of December 5:31 PM, 2000

Its been even longer since I've been here!

And now i'm gone again.

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
Love on Friday 15th of December 8:43 PM, 2000 (

Catch22 Mozilla/4.75 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.17 i686)
Love on Thursday 14th of December 5:45 PM, 2000 (llama@osoal.org.nz)

Flash, I love you! but we only have 14 hours to recompile the kernel on this 4mb 386

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
poll on Thursday 7th of December 3:18 PM, 2000 (

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kismet Mozilla/4.75 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.16 i686; Nav)
poll on Monday 4th of December 9:57 PM, 2000 (david@osoal.org.nz)

Excellent poll, my congratulations to the chef.

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kismet Mozilla/4.75 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.16 i686; Nav)
poll on Monday 11th of December 9:31 PM, 2000 (

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
poll on Thursday 14th of December 3:17 PM, 2000 (

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kismet Mozilla/4.75 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.16 i686; Nav)
no subject on Wednesday 8th of November 5:10 PM, 2000 (

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
the great, brave word 'ha' on Monday 4th of December 4:46 PM, 2000 (moth@gnu.osoal.org.nz)

well, seeing as no one has bothered to post for awhile, i thougt i might share my time with you all. and seeing as we have bean provided with grrreat subject material, let us begin...
the word 'ha' is defined in the Oxford Mini Dictionalry (1988) as follows; ha - int. exclamation of triumph. but, u have to ask yourself, is there an actual reason to use this extraordinary word? well, actually, no. not really. its probably just a waste of space, and alot of peoples time. not to mention, having no point whatsoever.

what the HELL was the reason for me to post this??? who knows!!! who really gives a fuck??

space-wasting........... yay

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Scooby Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)
ha on Friday 10th of November 3:16 PM, 2000 (scooby@linuxnet.co.nz)

ha

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scooby Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)
"ha" on Wednesday 8th of November 3:37 PM, 2000 (scooby@linuxnet.co.nz)

more cartoons please....so I can go "ha" again...I miss "ha"ing

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kismet Mozilla/4.75 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.16 i686; Nav)
Slackware on Sunday 29th of October 3:22 PM, 2000 (

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kismet Mozilla/4.75 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.16 i686; Nav)
ultimate truth for fishy on Tuesday 31st of October 6:11 PM, 2000 (david@osoal.org.nz)

changed sense of the page browing mode of the cartoon perl to match the sense of the focused browse mode (next -> newer, previous -> older)

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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.75 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.17 i686; Nav)
Slackware on Saturday 28th of October 10:58 PM, 2000 (db@osoal.org.nz)

This is a very nice website.

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Az azrael.netnet.net.nz[203.97.196.203] Mozilla/4.76 [en] (Win95; U)
Slackware on Sunday 29th of October 1:24 PM, 2000

No... That's a very odd web site

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kismet Mozilla/4.75 [en] (Win98; U)
no subject on Saturday 18th of November 12:43 AM, 2000 (

Az azrael.netnet.net.nz[203.97.196.203] Mozilla/4.76 [en] (Win95; U)
no subject on Thursday 9th of November 10:41 PM, 2000

SHELLEY!!

:)

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Shakesbeare 203-96-108-29.dialup.xtra.co.nz[203.96.108.29] Mozilla/4.7 [en] (Win95; I)
Slackware on Saturday 4th of November 6:09 PM, 2000

AMY!!!

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Wine on Sunday 15th of October 3:05 AM, 2000 (

Catch22 Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.14-5.0 i686)
Wine on Thursday 12th of October 9:16 AM, 2000 (llama@osoal.org.nz)

Bring me wine

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ZenSandwich Mozilla/4.73 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.17 i686)
Wine on Thursday 12th of October 9:54 AM, 2000 (

maharG Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.14-5.0 i686)
Microsoft Windows NT Service pack 6a on Tuesday 19th of September 9:38 PM, 2000 (

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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.75 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.17 i686; Nav)
Come back jelzekeib, all is forgiven! on Wednesday 11th of October 10:28 PM, 2000 (db@osoal.org.nz)

First post from the microwave link!

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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.75 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.17 i686; Nav)
Microsoft Windows NT Service pack 6a on Monday 18th of September 9:22 PM, 2000 (db@osoal.org.nz)

Is there anybody.. out there?

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sw Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
Microsoft Windows NT Service pack 6a on Sunday 1st of October 3:55 PM, 2000

i had a service pack. its name was mike. he drove a convertible. his partner was barry. barry was gay. he understood barry manilow songs. together they achieved..... very little.

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maharG Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.14-5.0 i686)
Microsoft Windows NT Service pack 6a on Monday 2nd of October 3:52 PM, 2000 (

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Az azrael.netnet.net.nz[203.97.196.203] Mozilla/4.7 [en] (Win95; I)
Microsoft Windows NT Service pack 6a on Friday 6th of October 5:29 PM, 2000

I think you must all take too many drugs.

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kismet Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.16 i686)
Microsoft Windows NT Service pack 6a on Friday 6th of October 5:35 PM, 2000 (

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weird picture. on Saturday 16th of September 1:46 PM, 2000 (

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ZenSandwich Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.17 i686)
weird picture. on Friday 15th of September 10:52 PM, 2000 (colin@osoal.org.nz)

OK, I have to ask. What's the deep symbolism behind the new picture with the guy and the multi-tentacled thing on the front of the website? ;)

--TZS. (Telecom finally installed my Jetstream -line, YaY!)

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blaaahhh pool1-10.jigsaw.net.au[202.139.180.76] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)
weird picture. on Monday 18th of September 1:30 AM, 2000 (

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kismet Mozilla/4.75 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.16 i686; Nav)
Tui mouse ad on Monday 4th of September 7:25 PM, 2000 (

Catch22 Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.14-5.0 i686)
This weeks poll on Thursday 14th of September 11:53 AM, 2000 (llama@osoal.org.nz)

This weeks poll decided to go AWOL, not sure why probably something to do with the phases of the moon coupled with incompetent site admins. You will have to vote again as all ballots were deleted.

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maharG Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.14-5.0 i686)
*meep* on Wednesday 6th of September 4:36 PM, 2000 (graham@gnu.osoal.org.nz)

very nice peolpe thingees on mail page. most excellent.
but now, for the real reason for posting.....
I WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!!!
ah HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA haa.....

ok, so mabey i wont. but today i'll start small. i'll just take over this part of the comments page.

and hop no one will notice me there, creeping in like some cancerous....... cancer-stuff.

"yeah, we gone, peace."

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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.4.0-test5 i686)
Tui mouse ad on Monday 4th of September 6:22 PM, 2000 (db@osoal.org.nz)

I have captured the text from the end of the tui ad with the mice.

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maharG Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.14-5.0 i686)
Tui mouse ad on Wednesday 6th of September 4:33 PM, 2000 (

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maharG Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.14-5.0 i686)
speakz on Friday 1st of September 2:56 PM, 2000

i think i will post here until i have taken up the whole short listing of recent comments. it helps to make me belive that i am actually taking over the world.
get some up ya!

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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.4.0-test5 i686)
Bored on Saturday 2nd of September 3:49 PM, 2000 (db@osoal.org.nz)

ihug router break
no net connection for me
soon I shall perish

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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.4.0-test5 i686)
Foiled again... on Friday 1st of September 5:28 PM, 2000 (

maharG Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.14-5.0 i686)
Foiled again... on Saturday 2nd of September 11:20 PM, 2000 (

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kismet Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.16 i686)
slience.... on Tuesday 15th of August 10:49 AM, 2000 (

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maharG Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.14-5.0 i686)
slience.... on Sunday 13th of August 10:14 PM, 2000 (moth@osoal.org.nz)

where have all the people gone... there is a distinct lack of chatter and items of good humor here nowadays. is there some, sudden, HUGE taboo on this comments page that says that peole are not allowed to speak here, in this, great and, marvellous open forum that the great llamadon has provied for us?

beacuse, remember......

THEY CANT POSSIBLY FUCK UP HAWAIIAN!!!!!!!

peace

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
slience.... on Wednesday 16th of August 4:38 PM, 2000 (

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maharG Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.14-5.0 i686)
New Tui advert on Thursday 6th of July 10:55 PM, 2000 (

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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.4.0-test2 i686)
Dynamic DNS service on Saturday 8th of July 4:03 PM, 2000 (db@osoal.org.nz)

The dyndns service on gnu.osoal.org.nz was accidently 'secured' in the move to its new upstream.

I have opened up port 4242, so clients should be able to connect and update their addresses now.

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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.15 i686)
New Provider on Thursday 6th of July 10:43 AM, 2000 (db@osoal.org.nz)

gnu.osoal.org.nz. has moved from its paradise upstream connection to a cheaper and more flexible connection with IHUG. The bandwidth is expected to go up from 2 megabit some time in the future.

DNS related problems should resolve in the next hour or so. If anything is broken after about lunch time, please send some mail to db@linuxnet.co.nz. with elaborate diagrams of the problem attached in jpeg format.

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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.16 i686)
New Tui advert on Tuesday 4th of July 10:21 PM, 2000

I managed to capture The text at the end of the new Tui ad.

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maharG Mozilla/4.7 [en] (Win95; I)
Sweet Merciful Crap on Wednesday 28th of June 6:59 PM, 2000 (

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kismet Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.16 i686)
yay! on Friday 30th of June 12:01 AM, 2000 (david@osoal.org.nz)

yay, I am posting from home.
my gateway box is really broken. it doesn't have traceroute, or ping.

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Gestalte guppy.netnet.net.nz[203.97.230.122] Mozilla/4.7 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.16 i686)
Sweet Merciful Crap on Monday 26th of June 6:03 PM, 2000 (x@netnet.net.nz)

Where is Kommander Spleen?!

I must know. Take him to me!

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Az azrael.netnet.net.nz[203.97.230.123] Mozilla/4.7 [en] (Win95; I)
Sweet Merciful Crap on Wednesday 28th of June 7:23 PM, 2000

... and no Kurt's Quest either!!

Oh the humanity...

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Catch22 Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-22 i586)
Sweet Merciful Crap on Wednesday 28th of June 9:00 PM, 2000 (

maharG Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.14-5.0 i686)
Sweet Merciful Crap on Saturday 1st of July 4:10 PM, 2000 (

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muahaha [210.8.218.252] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)
muahahaha on Friday 23rd of June 10:22 PM, 2000

ÚÄÄÄÄÄ---Ä--ÄÄ-ÄÄÄÄÄÄ---Ä--ÄÄ-ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ--- -- -
| DeadBeef (db@yak.osoal.org.nz) (New Zealand)
³ ircname : Lincoln Reid
| channels : #chatzone #teenchat
³ server : auckland.nz.undernet.org (Internet Company of New Zealand)

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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.16 i686)
muahahaha on Saturday 24th of June 12:38 PM, 2000 (

DeadBeef Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.16 i686)
nice... on Friday 16th of June 10:24 PM, 2000 (

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
nice... on Wednesday 14th of June 7:28 PM, 2000 (moth@osoal.org.nz)

nice work, agent of death. once again you have stuck fear into the hearts and minds of our enemies....

seriously, i need to borrow your mind to help with a problem of mine. i seem to have broken my modemn in linux ( somehow) and it dosent want to play nice. i tried to call u tonite, btut i just missed u, so if u wantto give me a call whne u get home, (i'll be up till about 11:30), but otherwise i'll try to get hold of u tommorrow.

thanx dood.

G

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maharG Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12-20 i686)
nice... on Monday 26th of June 8:37 PM, 2000 (

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sw Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
wet dirt on Saturday 6th of May 3:20 AM, 2000

.6

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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.14-12smp i686)
Fast... on Sunday 11th of June 5:27 PM, 2000 (db@osoal.org.nz)

I got this bettween junk-dog.linuxnet.co.nz. and gnu.osoal.org.nz. I believe thats the fastest I've seen a compressed tar transfer bettween two machines.

ftp> get linux-2.2.16.tar.gz
local: linux-2.2.16.tar.gz remote: linux-2.2.16.tar.gz
200 PORT command successful.
150 Opening BINARY mode data connection for linux-2.2.16.tar.gz (17106471 bytes).
226 Transfer complete.
17106471 bytes received in 1.74 secs (9.6e+03 Kbytes/sec)

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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows 98)
no subject on Tuesday 30th of May 10:15 AM, 2000 (db@osoal.org.nz)

Waiting for the cable modem installer.
Bored.

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Catch22 Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.14-5.0 i686)
login.pl on Monday 22nd of May 2:59 PM, 2000 (llama@osoal.org.nz)

It appears that login.pl was slightly broken and did not allow users to set the comments display mode to 'Nested'. This has now been fixed.

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sw Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
no subject on Saturday 20th of May 9:39 PM, 2000 (sw@osoal.org.nz)

fUck iM bEnT!@$# bahahahahhaahh

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kismet Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.14-5.0 i686)
gamez on Friday 19th of May 4:39 PM, 2000 (david@osoal.org.nz)

for a good time telnet to gnu.osoal.org.nz on port 4950

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jam figurehead.outpost.net.au[61.12.26.190] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
wet dirt on Saturday 6th of May 12:46 AM, 2000 (jhicks@outpost.net.au)

the door is bent
it bangs in the wind
the wind is bent around the ground
the sky is bent around the world
the world is bent around the sun
the sun, around the galaxy
the galaxy around the universe
the universe around God
God, is just bent
I am not
dang

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maharG Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
wet dirt on Saturday 13th of May 1:30 AM, 2000

nice

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maharG Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12-20 i686)
3D renderings on Thursday 4th of May 9:56 PM, 2000 (

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Satyricon [210.8.218.252] Mozilla/4.08 [en] (X11; I; IRIX 6.5 IP22; Nav)
TUesday on Tuesday 2nd of May 1:10 AM, 2000 (davidj@documenta.net)

Any of you wollongong flunkies be around tuesday?
me and some of the wtapped.au boys will be coming down.

//Satyricon

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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.14-5.0smp i686)
3D renderings on Monday 1st of May 2:22 PM, 2000 (db@osoal.org.nz)

This is rendered in 3dsmax:

htt p://www.raph.com/3dartists/artgallery/willi1.jpg

Wow.

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kismet Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.14-5.0 i686)
3D renderings on Tuesday 2nd of May 12:05 PM, 2000 (

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sw Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
1! on Saturday 29th of April 7:18 AM, 2000

yoooooooooooooou can have it ALLLLLLLLLLLLL

my empire of DIIIIIIIIRT

hhhaaaaaaaaaahahah

SW THISTLER
AN EXERCISE IN DRUUUUUUUUUUNK

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEELOVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEE J00000000000000000000000 OOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

TTHHHHHHHHHHHHHAKK YOU MMSSSSSSSSSSSSSS VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV

JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHA
THAT GUY
IS GONNA REGRET MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FOREEEEEEEEEEEEEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAA

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maharG Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12-20 i686)
apologies.... on Sunday 30th of April 11:49 PM, 2000 (moth@osoal.org.nz)

in my most humblest way, (whatever that may be), i offer my apologise to Mr Anderson, for not being able to attend the festivities that marked the occasion of your birthday. i hope that it all went well, and that there was much rejoycing and vomiting to be had by all. i'm sure that u will send the 'boyz' round to sort my shit out, and i welcome this. well, nuff said.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIMON, welcome to the older persons establishment.

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opium Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
1! on Saturday 29th of April 12:16 PM, 2000 (

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sw Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
1! on Saturday 29th of April 1:19 PM, 2000

jesus...haha i was drunk.

oh well, at least there wasnt any cattle involved

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kismet Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.14-5.0 i686)
dRinK! on Wednesday 26th of April 11:35 AM, 2000 (

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Catch22 Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.14-5.0smp i686)
Lord Of the Unicies on Saturday 29th of April 2:46 AM, 2000 (llama@osoal.org.nz)

DeadBeef helped me with this.

Three UNIX's (Solaris, SCO, DIGITAL) for the Elven-kings Under the sky,

Seven BSD's (FreeBSD, OpenBSD, NetBSD, BSDI, TrustedBSD, 386BSD, 4.4BSD Lite) for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,

Nine Linux's (RedHat, Debian, Slackware, Mandrake, Corel, SUSE, Stampede, Bastille, StormX) for Mortal Men doomed to die,

One UNIX for the Dark Lord on his dark throne,
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

One UNIX to rule them all, One UNIX to find them,
One UNIX to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them,

In the Land of Mordor, where the Shadows lie.

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sw Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
Rant on Wednesday 26th of April 10:31 PM, 2000

Can we have an Easter rant please?

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Catch22 Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-22 i586)
dRinK! on Monday 24th of April 2:01 PM, 2000 (llama@osoal.org.nz)

I want to get drunk tonight

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kismet Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.14-5.0 i686)
Simon on Thursday 20th of April 12:40 PM, 2000 (

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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.72 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.14-5.0smp i686)
Simon on Wednesday 19th of April 6:09 PM, 2000 (db@osoal.org.nz)

I must post to wish Mr Anderson well on the 21st aniversary of the date of his birth.

So....

Simon, I wish you well on the 21st aniversary of the date of your birth.

You have successfully thrown yourself at death and missed.

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Az azrael.netnet.net.nz[203.97.230.123] Mozilla/4.7 [en] (Win95; I)
*Post!* on Wednesday 19th of April 5:11 PM, 2000

Well someone had too...

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ZenSandwich Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT)
Told you so... on Monday 3rd of April 2:23 PM, 2000

I think this was inevitable:
http://www.infotech.co.nz/april_3/ntpara.html

I'm started to get rather scared by how much stuff Telstra has control of these days, even if they are playing the 'good guys' in this country.

--TZS.

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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.14 i686; Nav)
Re: Told you so... on Monday 3rd of April 7:03 PM, 2000 (

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the aftermath on Thursday 30th of March 6:43 PM, 2000 (

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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98; DigExt)
Irony on Sunday 2nd of April 11:00 AM, 2000 (db@osoal.org.nz)

For your daily dose of irony consult the windows "Getting Started" guide.
Using the mouse is covered on page 105.

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maharG Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12-20 i686)
the aftermath on Wednesday 29th of March 9:58 PM, 2000 (moth@osoal.org.nz)

yes, i have actually recovered from my near-death experience on my party. and yes, it did have everyhtingto do with the 'fire water'damn it and its buyers to hell. ahh well, at least everyone else had a good time, and much merriment was enjoyd by all.

i swear i'll never drink anything that i get form lincoln EVER AGAIN!!!!!!

well, that is until the next time there is merriment.

hehehhe

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maharG Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12-20 i686)
Windows on Wednesday 29th of March 10:07 PM, 2000 (

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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.14 i686; Nav)
Windows on Sunday 19th of March 11:07 AM, 2000 (db@osoal.org.nz)

For the benefit of the windows using population reading the comments page, I have included a link.

Note: save anything important before visiting it.

=)

Damn i'm bored.

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Opium Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
parte' on Saturday 18th of March 10:26 PM, 2000

Hmm poop i wouldve come if i hadve known

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maharG Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12-20 i686)
parte' on Tuesday 14th of March 10:28 PM, 2000 (moth@osoal.org.nz)

this is to anyone who might be concerned...
i am having a wee birthday bash at my flat on the 18th March. The address is 39 Highbury Road, Highbury. if anyone might want to come, send me an email, call me, visit me at work, post on the comments page, or just turn up. anytyme after 7pm is good.

Beer.

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Azzy azrael.netnet.net.nz[203.97.230.123] Mozilla/4.7 [en] (Win95; I)
parte' on Sunday 19th of March 8:24 AM, 2000

No you wouldm't, coz there would have been mean people there.

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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.14 i686; Nav)
parte' on Sunday 19th of March 10:17 PM, 2000 (

kismet Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12-20 i686)
parte' on Tuesday 21st of March 3:29 PM, 2000 (

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Shakesbeare p27-max8.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.79.142.219] Mozilla/4.7 [en] (Win95; I)
parte' on Wednesday 15th of March 11:46 PM, 2000

*cry* I'm not gonna be here

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Re: parte' on Wednesday 15th of March 7:58 AM, 2000 (

DeadBeef Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.14 i686; Nav)
parte' on Wednesday 15th of March 7:45 AM, 2000 (

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Az azrael.netnet.net.nz[203.97.230.123] Mozilla/4.7 [en] (Win95; I)
Website... on Saturday 11th of March 1:42 PM, 2000

http://www.under.co.nz

Go there.

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Catch22 Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-22 i586)
babble.txt on Wednesday 8th of March 10:57 PM, 2000 (llama@osoal.org.nz)

One Short Of A Llama is in the process of updating the source file for the fortune cookie message displayed on the front page. Our target is atleast one hundred new messages to bring the total number of lines above five hundred. I have managed to add fifty new messages after a few days work, if you have anything you consider worth including email it/post it in a reply to this message/use smoke signals and jungle drums, whatever to get it to us.

Some examples of the newer 'babbles':

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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.14 i686)
Computers of SaTaN!@? on Tuesday 7th of March 4:08 PM, 2000 (db@osoal.org.nz)

http ://www.weeklyworldnews.com/stories/1745.html

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kismet Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12-20 i686)
Computers of SaTaN!@? on Monday 13th of March 3:19 PM, 2000 (

sw Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
! on Tuesday 29th of February 11:16 PM, 2000

Morny, Room Serbees, tandjewfa kalling

youlikfor copy? wimill?

toes? donjuan toes? singlish sopping? creasebacon? and strangle ache!

tandjewverymud!

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opium Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
evil! on Monday 28th of February 5:55 PM, 2000

"dont you, realise, that evil lives in the skin, unrealised"

- System of a down

this albums pretty cool. they had this chick who was possessed on days of our lives today. it was fucking wicked. she had cool grey eyes and spoke in a low tone just like she was possessed! (spelling)

ok thats about all ive done today...
oh yeah yay i got the doors to work properly in starcraft!!

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muipo p10-max3.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.79.142.74] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.14 i686; Nav)
evil! on Monday 28th of February 11:28 PM, 2000

"dont realise, that unrealised evil skin, lives in the you"

- Of a down system

this cool albums pretty. this chick was on our lives of today they had days who possessed. wicked it was fucking. spelling like she spoke in cool eyes, was posessed, and she (just) had a low grey tone!

today thats ok.... ive all about done
yay to the doors in starcraft work yeah oh properly

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maharG Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12-20 i686)
come together everyone, and rejoice! on Sunday 27th of February 3:13 AM, 2000 (

DeadBeef Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.14 i686; Nav)
FTP on Saturday 26th of February 2:19 AM, 2000 (db@osoal.org.nz)

I have moved ftp.osoal.org.nz to gnu.

Beer.

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maharG Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12-20 i686)
dont try this at home on Sunday 20th of February 1:08 AM, 2000 (moth@osoal.org.nz)

i am really drunk, and this is really hard to do at first, but after you try it, typing isnt erally as hard as you think when your drunk, its just hard to remember to spell things right. the words just seem to flow out of your fingers and into the keyboard... its a rally kool feeling.
my god, i am sooooooooo drunk.
wee the room is spinning

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kismet Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12-20 i586; Nav)
come together everyone, and rejoice! on Saturday 19th of February 1:25 AM, 2000 (david@osoal.org.nz)

Hava nagila, hava nagila, hava nagila
venis mecha.

Hava nagila, hava nagila, hava nagila
venis mecha.

Hava neranena, hava neranena, hava neranena,
venis mecha.

Hava neranena, hava neranena, hava neranena,
venis mecha.

Uru, uru achim,
uru achim belev sameach,
uru achim belev sameach,
uru achim belev sameach,

uru achim
uru achim
uru achiiiIIiIIiiiiiimmmMmmMMmm....

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opium Mozilla/4.6 [en] (Win98; I)
The message at the end of the Tui ad with the mice on Thursday 17th of February 12:14 PM, 2000

damn it, ive freezed framed that one before. Ive wanted to know what the rest of the adds say fer months, so i declare that this day shall be known as "Tui add day" and everyone has to go forth and find what the rest of the tui adds say fer a split second at the end.

PS tui add day last forever
all days shall be known hence forth as tui add day

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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.14 i686; Nav)
no subject on Saturday 19th of February 12:17 AM, 2000 (db@osoal.org.nz)

[ db@yak ] [ Sat Feb 19 12:37:47am ]
[ ~ ]$ uptime
12:37am up 162 days, 11:15, 3 users, load average: 1.76, 1.98, 1.98

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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.14 i686; Nav)
Mail on Friday 18th of February 10:31 PM, 2000 (db@osoal.org.nz)

We have moved the primary mail exchanger for osoal.org.nz to gnu.osoal.org.nz, if you have any problems, mail me.

Spot the irony.

Many beers were harmed in the making of this change.

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maharG Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12-20 i686)
err on Sunday 13th of February 2:50 AM, 2000 (moth@osoal.org.nz)

seeing as there hassnt been a post for a few days, i thought i mght share a few words with you all. i went to the 'under' gig tonight, and it rocked. 'under' have koRn and Tool influences, but they take these influences and mould them into a really good, rocking sound, and they really keep a crowd going.
Opium came with me, and i thought that it really was worth my time in going.

there, that wasnt so bad, now was it??

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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.14 i686; Nav)
The message at the end of the Tui ad with the mice on Sunday 6th of February 10:26 PM, 2000 (db@osoal.org.nz)

PLEASE NOTE: The stunts depicted must be performed by skilled mice under controlled conditions. No actors were harmed in the making of this commercial for Tui Brewery, Mangatainoka. Thank you for your time.

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mobtek [202.76.128.22] Mozilla/4.7 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.12-20 i686)
re: meh? on Thursday 24th of February 2:29 PM, 2000 (

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jam outpos.lnk.telstra.net[139.130.208.20] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
bedtime on Thursday 24th of February 12:15 AM, 2000 (

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The message at the end of the Tui ad with the mice on Tuesday 22nd of February 11:11 PM, 2000 (

Opium Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
The message at the end of the Tui ad with the mice on Saturday 26th of February 5:58 PM, 2000

ye...

yes.

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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.14 i686; Nav)
The message at the end of the Tui ad with the mice on Saturday 19th of February 6:55 PM, 2000 (

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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.14 i686; Nav)
fortune on Sunday 30th of January 11:40 AM, 2000

NATHAN ... your PARENTS were in a CARCRASH They're VOIDED -- They COLLAPSED They had no CHAINSAWS ... They had no MONEY MACHINES ... They did PILLS in SKIMPY GRASS SKIRTS ... Nathan, I EMULATED them ... but they were OFF-KEY ...

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maharG Mozilla/5.0 [en-US] (Linux; I)
asses of fire2 on Sunday 30th of January 11:18 PM, 2000 (moth@osoal.org.nz)

nice

ASSSSHOLEELAMIO!!!!! YOURSUCHANASSHOLE!!!!!!

ANDAYOURASSISAONFIRE!!!!!!

and yes, the flappyhead is responsible for this mockery of insanity

(and your ass is on fire)

hahHAHAhaHAHAHHHAHh

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sw Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
haha on Saturday 29th of January 7:16 PM, 2000

OK everyone, I have a story that I wrote a few years ago published. You should all read it. Its really silly.

http://yak.osoal.org.nz/sw/writing/gunther.htm

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jam outpos.lnk.telstra.net[139.130.208.20] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
hahahaha on Monday 7th of February 11:38 AM, 2000 (

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opium Mozilla/4.6 [en] (Win98; I)
Back Again... on Monday 7th of February 12:24 PM, 2000

wasnt there word wrap before?

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Az azrael.netnet.net.nz[203.97.230.123] Mozilla/4.7 [en] (Win95; I)
Back Again... on Saturday 29th of January 4:24 PM, 2000 (buttons@netnet.net.nz)

I like the new page.

It is very good.

Graham and Simon, I need to talk to you!

Y'all should come to Bands in the Square on Sunday 6th January.

Ooh! I like the word wrap thing in the window that I'm typing in. It is all good.

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maharG Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12-20 i686)
Back Again... on Tuesday 1st of February 1:26 AM, 2000 (

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Shakesbeare p8-max6.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.78.48.136] Mozilla/4.7 [en] (Win95; I)
Back Again... on Friday 4th of February 1:41 PM, 2000

and the 6th of January passed a long time ago, bless his dear soul

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Opium Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
Back Again... on Sunday 6th of February 5:54 PM, 2000

bring out yer dead!!

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maharG b001-m008-p014.wgtn.clear.net.nz[203.167.241.206] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12-20 i686)
Valencio on Friday 28th of January 6:55 PM, 2000 (

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sw Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
Valencio on Friday 28th of January 1:57 AM, 2000

Steal my sunshine!

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maharG osoal.org.nz[203.29.166.226] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
Ihug on Tuesday 18th of January 8:40 PM, 2000 (

DeadBeef Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.14 i686; Nav)
Ihug on Tuesday 11th of January 7:33 PM, 2000 (db@osoal.org.nz)

Date: Mon, 10 Jan 2000 16:30:00 +1300 (NZDT)
From: ihug accounts
To: ihug customer
Subject: Permanent Connections

The Diamond account plan is the pricing plan for ihug customers who anticipate
being online for up to 350 hours per month. It does not entitle you to a
permanent internet connection.

To ensure that all of our customers can connect to the internet when they want
to, we may disconnect you if you remain connected for longer than 3 hours.

If we are constantly disconnecting you for this reason or if you are using more
than 350 hours for two months in a row and 12 hours per day for two days in a
month you will be deemed as a permanent connection and in breach of our terms
and conditions.

Once you are classified as having a permanent connection we will change your
pricing plan to the Permanent Modem Connection Account from the beginning of
your next monthly billing period.

The Permanent Modem Connection Account does not have a three hour kick off and
costs $199 per month. The terms of that plan will be applied to you and the
charges will appear on your ihug account. You will be informed by email before
we do this.

These conditions also apply to Satnet customers who connect to the modem pool
for two way modem traffic.

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ZenSandwich Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT)
Ihug on Wednesday 12th of January 3:33 PM, 2000

Eep, that sounded a bit scary... have they been sending that to all their customers, or just the really high-usage ones?

And just when IHUG started peering off WIX so I could get free traffic to yak too. :P

--TZS

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DeadBeef Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.14 i686; Nav)
Ihug on Wednesday 12th of January 8:29 PM, 2000

It seems that they are sending it to anyone who has done more than about 600 hours in december. I talked to a nice woman today about cancelling my ihug account ( giving them my 30 days notice ), she was not very helpful, insisting that if I wasn't using it for business purposes, I would have no problems.

After asking to be changed to a different person, I eventually got to someone who would let me give them my 30 days notice. I will be either arranging a cable modem connection, or preferably a microwave link to work.

Ihug have had a connection to WIX for a couple of weeks at least now.

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opium Mozilla/4.6 [en] (Win98; I)
hmmm on Tuesday 11th of January 4:33 PM, 2000

ummm, hmmmm. Er, nope. My few weeks of absence obviously havent inspired me to think of anything interesting. Good yodle.

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DeadBeef Lynx/2.8.2rel.1 libwww-FM/2.14
Anti-disestablishmentarianism. on Tuesday 11th of January 8:44 AM, 2000

Lynx rocks!

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Matt_R Mozilla/3.0 (compatible; NetPositive/2.1; BeOS)
Anti-disestablishmentarianism. on Wednesday 26th of January 2:40 PM, 2000

Be Rocks!

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sw Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
OSOAL on Monday 10th of January 10:33 AM, 2000 (

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Catch22 Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-22 i586)
OSOAL on Monday 10th of January 7:25 AM, 2000 (llama@osoal.org.nz)

So this is the new OSOAL site, obviously if you have any problems you should mail the appropriate people whoever they may be.

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Satyricon host-216-226-196-2.interpacket.net[216.226.196.2] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12-20 i686)
OSOAL on Thursday 13th of January 9:32 PM, 2000 (

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sw Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
OSOAL on Thursday 13th of January 9:40 PM, 2000

Right, well, they all sound OK by me, however, to be complete, lame poetry requires a "Depressed because I havent got and cant get a girlfriend" or some kind of lame poems you dedicate to the icon girl you will never ever attain....best written while drunk and melancholy. Back to you, George.

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jam outpos.lnk.telstra.net[139.130.208.20] Mozilla/4.7 [en] (Win98; I)
Poetry on Thursday 20th of January 5:04 PM, 2000 (

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sw Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows NT)
Poetry on Monday 24th of January 4:01 PM, 2000

Wilst du bis der tod euch dog, treu ihr sandwich, fur alle tagen! GUN! GUN!

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Matt outpos.lnk.telstra.net[139.130.208.20] Mozilla/4.7 [en] (Win98; U)
OSOAL on Sunday 16th of January 1:52 AM, 2000

shouldnt that be my job?

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Catch22 cf3k-2.paradise.net.nz[203.96.152.182] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-22 i586)
Re: Y2K Compliance on Saturday 1st of January 5:17 PM, 2000 (

maharG httpproxy2.clear.net.nz[203.97.2.247] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12-20 i686)
the state of the world.... on Wednesday 5th of January 11:09 PM, 2000 (moth@osoal.org.nz)

i just like to say that we the world is still as fucked up as it was last century, and most likely will be for the next 100 years
gee, what a thing to look forward too....

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Chris outpos.lnk.telstra.net[139.130.208.20] Mozilla/4.04 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
Y2K Compliance on Friday 31st of December 9:52 PM, 1999 (sw@osoal.org.nz)

Dear Sirs,

I am writing to enquire as to the Year 2000 compliance of the OSOAL program "Remain". What will happen to this little gem after Y2K?

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ad cf3k-2.paradise.net.nz[203.96.152.182] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT)
Re: Y2K Compliance on Saturday 1st of January 1:14 AM, 2000 (

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Chris outpos.lnk.telstra.net[139.130.208.20] Mozilla/4.7 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.36 i586; Nav)
Re: Y2K Compliance on Saturday 1st of January 4:09 PM, 2000 (

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Re: Y2K Compliance on Friday 31st of December 9:54 PM, 1999 (

Satyricon pool1-20.jigsaw.net.au[203.25.128.86] Mozilla/4.7 [en] (X11; I; IRIX 6.2 IP22)
bent on Tuesday 28th of December 2:54 AM, 1999

Rooty hill. Traffic parses slowly. Asterix. Anti-obelix. Unable to mount root.
Boom boom ley lee. Cousin julianne. Breasts. N1pplez. IRIX. Cunulingus. Traffix parses at moderate rate.
Variables. Scalars. Scales. Nigger. Frenic? Mount Druitt. Eddies annex. Cold breeze of issues and delusion.
Wasted hours. Wasted breath. Wasted life.

Traffic ceases to parse...

//Satyricon Dali

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DeadBeef osoal.org.nz[203.29.166.226] Mozilla/5.0 [en-US] (Linux; I)
The time is near.... on Monday 27th of December 9:34 AM, 1999 (db@osoal.org.nz)

26/12/99

<disturbing cult mode>
The ship is almost here, I cannot wait until we can surf on its mighty back to the freedom of eternity.
</disturbing cult mode>

<shaggy mode>
Were done for 'scoob....
</shaggy mode>

<paranoid delusionist mode>
Shotgun .... check.
18 months rations ..... check.
65535 rounds of buckshot ..... check.
cyanide capsules ...... check.
Portable generator ...... check.
Lead Shielding ...... check.
</paranoid delusionist mode>

<wibble>
Wibble.. Wibble, Wibble.
</wibble>

Thank you for your time.

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maharG cf3k-2.paradise.net.nz[203.96.152.182] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
Re: The time is near.... on Monday 27th of December 5:34 PM, 1999 (

maharG httpproxy2.clear.net.nz[203.97.2.247] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.0; Windows 95)
Re: Santa on Monday 27th of December 12:21 AM, 1999 (

Kyhwana nwp-56.world-net.co.nz[202.37.167.56] Lynx/2.8rel.2 SSL-128bit libwww-FM/2.14
Santa on Sunday 26th of December 4:37 AM, 1999 (kyhwana@bison.osoal.org.nz)

Damn! the fat guy got away!
I did nail him a few times with my trusty railgun tho..

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Satyricon pool1-15.jigsaw.net.au[203.25.128.81] Mozilla/4.7 [en] (X11; I; IRIX 6.2 IP22)
THIS is a computer! on Thursday 16th of December 12:37 AM, 1999

Best 500 bucks I ever spent.

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Chris outpos.lnk.telstra.net[139.130.208.20] Mozilla/4.7 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.36 i586; Nav)
The Fuckwit Brothers on Wednesday 22nd of December 10:10 PM, 1999 (sw@outpost.net.au)

Hi Kids ! You like violins ?

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DeadBeef cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.13 i686; Nav)
Just noticed this... on Sunday 19th of December 6:39 PM, 1999 (db@osoal.org.nz)

[ db@yak ] [ Sun Dec 19 06:38:34pm ] [ There are 12 days remaining ]
[ ~ ]$ uptime
6:38pm up 101 days, 5:15, 3 users, load average: 1.06, 1.01, 1.00

Yay.

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DeadBeef cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.13 i686; Nav)
Broom on Sunday 19th of December 4:03 PM, 1999 (db@osoal.org.nz)

2.5 inch exhaust make skyline go loud broom.

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Chris [139.130.208.20] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
Yay Vengabus on Wednesday 15th of December 12:49 AM, 1999 (chrism@greenpages.com.au)

10:47pm up 100 days, 11:04, 6 users, load average: 0.00, 0.00, 0.00

Thats pretty good for a Cyrix 166 that sits in the corner of my lounge room with no case on, that mum has a tendancy to turn off. Although by seeing that, its quite obvious shes ignored it for some time now =)

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Zen Sandwich again.[203.63.144.18] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows NT; DigExt)
LinuxNet on Tuesday 14th of December 5:51 PM, 1999 (colin@osoal.org.nz)

LinuxNet must be making an impression already, I see Dan got mentioned in this week's InfoTech:

http://www.infotech.co.nz/current/ntlinx.html

--TZS.

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Satyricon host-216-226-196-2.interpacket.net[216.226.196.2] Lynx/2.8.1rel.2 libwww-FM/2.14
Life, Rooty Hill and Everything(Linux) on Wednesday 1st of December 10:43 PM, 1999 (jorm@jigsaw.net.au)

This is a poem I spontaneously composed and rapped live in front of my work mates after 5 beers. Most people know I'm a cadbury.

I once was living way down south
I was bored, lonely, jolt taste in my mouth
These were the gentle strains of canberra
But now my hood is westside of parra
I spent my days hanging it low
Installing linux firewalls, cause i've got dis know
I hang wit my brothers in rooty hill
My life up here its one big thrill
The bums are smelly, flies around them buzz
One approaches "Can I scab a ciggie cuz?"
I got the westside know-how
The mad networking skills
But this is MY hood
On the westside of seven hills.

I got dis job, I got dis warez
I got nt certs and no cunt cares
I got a housemate who teaches kids
I saw her undies - big brown skids.

Rooty hill, the nigger's home
Just laugh at the 20 year old smackys with their reflective bald dome.
--satyricon

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Re: Life, Rooty Hill and Everything(Linux) on Thursday 2nd of December 6:16 PM, 1999 (

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Re: Life, Rooty Hill and Everything(Linux) on Sunday 26th of December 7:50 PM, 1999 (

DeadBeef cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.13 i686; Nav)
Re: Life, Rooty Hill and Everything(Linux) on Sunday 5th of December 1:46 AM, 1999 (

Chris 216-100-153-158.ihug.net[216.100.153.158] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
Networking Humour on Tuesday 23rd of November 11:55 PM, 1999 (

Satyricon host-216-226-196-2.interpacket.net[216.226.196.2] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows NT 5.0)
! on Monday 22nd of November 3:35 PM, 1999 (jorm@jigsaw.net.au)

I hate to say it but win2k server is actually kinda pretty cool. If you have 10k to spend on hardware that is.

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DeadBeef cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.13 i686; Nav)
Windows NT haiku on Monday 22nd of November 10:42 AM, 1999 (db@osoal.org.nz)

Taken from gnu.org:

Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

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Satyricon pitt-access-04-216.sydney.magna.com.au[203.111.60.216] Mozilla/3.0 (compatible; NetPositive/2.1; BeOS)
dsjhk on Sunday 21st of November 8:53 PM, 1999

dsfgsdfgdsf

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Opium p40-max7.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.79.142.168] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
no subject on Saturday 20th of November 7:44 PM, 1999

Once upon a time there was a happy screwdriver... from bongo bongo land
Not a very special screwdriver. 6mm slot-head. Not very long. Pretty default.
By and by it came to be that the default happy screwdriver needed to build a big chocolate house.
He wanted to build it out of wood, like most houses. Sept he wanted it to be a chocolate house.
So he went to the sad material scientist and knocked on his door...
"knock knock" said the scrwedriver as it bashed its head against the door
Eventually the door opened and the sad material scientist invited him in to his house for tea, scones, and gummy bears (the small ones, not the big giant Robin Cook lookalike ones that you're probably thinking of)
"Thank you" said happy screwdriver and followed that literary brilliance with a well placed question in accordance with commonly accepted social guidelines...
"Can you please make me some wood out of chocolate?"
"yes"
And with that, and with some other stuff, happy screwdriver left with his pile of chocolate wood and went back to his plot to start building his house...
He worked day and night, hammering and gluing and shit and it came to be that he was almost finished... bar one screw (the KEY screw!) which had to be put in the middle of the house perfectly or the whole thing would fall down...
It was really cool cause the screw was.
Unfortunately the screw was a square drive, so happy screwdriver was pissed. Major time. He got his next door neighbour to hold her finger on the KEY screw place until he returned from his friends house...
"knock knock" said the rocks that happy screwdriver threw against angry robertson drive screwdrivers door (he learnt from last time after hurting his head some what)
To cut a short story even shorter, the screw driver answered the door, they said some stuff, and happy screwdriver convinced him to come back to his house and do up the KEY screw in his chocolate wood house
Angry robertson drive screwdriver climbed up to the top of the house and put the screw in to the pilot hole, and started to turn (relieving happy screwdrivers neighbours finger)
The screw went deeper and deeper the more he turned, while happy screwdriver waited on the ground
And then something fuck-off bad happened. The enter house made a big woosh sound and collapsed flat o nthe ground in a big pile of brown sludge
Happy screwdriver called out for angry robertson drive screwdriver but got no reply. Hense he deduced he was dead. Big time.
Happy screwdriver was happy he didnt die, and bought a pre made house made out of proper wood and lived hapily ever after. He could see why angry robertson drive was so angry. He was dead. And hapy screwdriver was alive. I think there's somethign in taht for all of us...

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DeadBeef cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.13 i686; Nav)
Re: ! on Sunday 21st of November 9:15 PM, 1999 (

maharG b001-m001-p052.wgtn.clear.net.nz[203.167.240.52] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12-20 i686)
Re: ! on Sunday 21st of November 10:49 PM, 1999 (

Opium p40-max7.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.79.142.168] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: yay fortune on Saturday 20th of November 8:04 PM, 1999

hehe

- Opium

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SW p19-max35.syd.ihug.com.au[203.109.239.211] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows NT)
The Poll on Tuesday 16th of November 6:58 PM, 1999 (chrism@greenpages.com.au)

Hey, I quite like reading JonKatz's articles :P

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DeadBeef cf3k-2.paradise.net.nz[203.96.152.182] Mozilla/4.7 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12-20smp i686)
yay fortune on Friday 12th of November 2:50 PM, 1999 (db@osoal.org.nz)

I/O, I/O,
It's off to disk I go,
A bit or byte to read or write,
I/O, I/O, I/O...

-- fortune

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david akl-166-53.static.ihug.co.nz[203.29.166.53] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12 i586; Nav)
Re: quake haiku on Tuesday 9th of November 11:50 PM, 1999 (

DeadBeef cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12-20smp i686; Nav)
quake haiku on Tuesday 9th of November 8:58 AM, 1999 (db@osoal.org.nz)

I found this at http:/ /www.planetquake.com/que/haiku/haiku.htm:

Dancing shotgun guy
Don't you see that I'm glowing?
Quad rocket for you

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SW p27-max20.syd.ihug.com.au[206.17.108.27] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows NT)
Re: quake haiku on Tuesday 9th of November 3:48 PM, 1999 (

SW 216-100-153-190.ihug.net[216.100.153.190] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
Re: nuthin on Wednesday 3rd of November 11:53 PM, 1999 (

maharG lan42.osoal.lan[192.168.0.170] Lynx/2.8.2rel.1 libwww-FM/2.14
nuthin on Wednesday 3rd of November 10:23 PM, 1999 (moth@osoal.org.nz)

i wanted to do this, coz i can
its so much fun, not

peice

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maharG b001-m005-p001.wgtn.clear.net.nz[203.167.241.1] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.0; Windows 95)
Re: nuthin on Sunday 7th of November 10:07 PM, 1999 (

yay@yay

SW [203.109.133.186] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows NT)
Re: nuthin on Monday 8th of November 3:17 PM, 1999 (

k d11.as0.mdtw.oh.voyager.net[207.90.110.139] Mozilla/4.06 [en]C-gatewaynet (Win98; I)
Re: ! on Wednesday 27th of October 9:03 PM, 1999 (

maharG cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12-20smp i686; Nav)
- on Sunday 31st of October 12:27 AM, 1999 (moth@osoal.org.nz)

nice

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Chris 216-100-153-158.ihug.net[216.100.153.158] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
Higher, higher..... on Saturday 30th of October 2:16 AM, 1999 (chrism@greenpages.com.au)

I'll have what shes having.

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SW p24-max40.syd.ihug.com.au[216.132.32.24] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows NT)
! on Wednesday 27th of October 4:25 PM, 1999 (chrism@greenpages.com.au)

Fuck me.......$18 for 12 minutes to NZ, and you talked to Khollie and I for a bit over a half hour, at what I would guess to be around the same pricing......jesus.

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Opium p26-max3.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.79.142.90] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: ! on Friday 29th of October 10:58 AM, 1999

jesus.
he built my phone company.
it's a love affair.
mainly jesus,
and my telecom.

yeah fuck it

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Az firewall.netnet.net.nz[202.49.242.161] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
Re: the evil wretched phone companies on Friday 29th of October 10:40 PM, 1999

Actually, I do have Gareths phone number... I have even spoken to him on the telephone.
I will not give it to you, for fear of my life, and the lives of my families, and my family pets, and their families...
and he'll probably have his number specially changed now he knows I know.

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katia d46.as2.mdtw.oh.voyager.net[207.0.225.174] Mozilla/4.06 [en]C-gatewaynet (Win98; I)
the evil wretched phone companies on Wednesday 27th of October 4:54 AM, 1999 (katia@whatever.com)

Hello,

I telephoned NZ one night and spoke to dear sweet opie (he's really a pervert) and the ever good Sir Deadbeef (I'm not sure what he really is)
I spoke for 12 minutes and it was $18.00. That is over a dollar a minute. Why so expensive, I ask?
I, for one, can think of no good reason. So, I propose blowing up the phone companies instead of the silly trains. The phone lines
should be free to all who would care to abuse them. Besides, if there were no monetary restrictions, I could telephone each and everyone of you
whenever I pleased (does anyone know gareth's phone number?). I know my calls would greatly enhance your lives. So, I am now taking bids
for the job of blowing up the phone company. All interested parties drop me a line.

Sincerely,

HRH Katia

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Satyricon host-216-226-196-2.interpacket.net[216.226.196.2] Lynx/2.8.1pre.9 libwww-FM/2.14
Re: the evil wretched phone companies on Thursday 28th of October 7:02 PM, 1999 (

jorm@jigsaw.net.au

Matt aus-202-56.static.satnet.com.au[203.109.202.56] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (WinNT; I)
there's a bomb on this train on Tuesday 26th of October 2:03 PM, 1999

im sick of these bomb threats. next time i want a bomb threat like in speed. get home really quick :)

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SW p45-max37.syd.ihug.com.au[206.18.106.109] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows NT)
Re: there's a bomb on this train on Tuesday 26th of October 4:10 PM, 1999 (

Satyricon host-216-226-196-2.interpacket.net[216.226.196.2] Lynx/2.8.1pre.9 libwww-FM/2.14
Re: there's a bomb on this train on Tuesday 26th of October 4:48 PM, 1999 (

jorm@jigsaw.net.au

Shakesbeare p5-max3.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.79.142.69] Mozilla/4.7 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: not yay? on Sunday 24th of October 6:21 PM, 1999

OUCH! that hurt you bastard! but aha! we are not dead yet!!

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maharG cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12-20smp i686; Nav)
not yay? on Sunday 24th of October 4:03 PM, 1999 (moth@osoal.org.nz)

i see that my previous attempts to liven this place up failed.
therefore, i will have to kill u all with my boomstick.
feel my pellets, heathen peasants!!!!!

DIE!

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SW 216-100-153-169.ihug.net[216.100.153.169] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
Re: not yay? on Monday 25th of October 11:48 PM, 1999 (

maharG b002-m004-p009.wgtn.clear.net.nz[203.167.201.200] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.0; Windows 95)
Re: no subject on Monday 11th of October 11:40 PM, 1999 (

maharG b002-m005-p016.wgtn.clear.net.nz[203.167.202.15] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.0; Windows 95)
? on Monday 18th of October 10:50 PM, 1999 (moth@osoal.org.nz)

well, i'm bored, so i decided to lighten up everyones life.

DRINK BEER!!!!

thats all i'm gonna say bout daht....

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mobtek host-216-226-198-211.interpacket.net[216.226.198.211] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i686)
re:depressive on Wednesday 13th of October 2:35 AM, 1999 (mobtek@satyricon.goldweb.com)

hmmm depression....depression....some bits have fallen off..
more depression.....79 days left....depression....
yeah dig it!..........prozac.....depression.....
slighty more than before......depression.....
this could be alarming......depression...
shite.......depression............
ahhh here's my gun.....happy {:)

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sdfsfasdfasdf asd asdf asdfsdf cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/5.0 [en-US] (LINUX; I)
no subject on Sunday 10th of October 10:50 PM, 1999 (asdfsfas@sdfsdf,s,f,s...sdf.)

asdfasdfasdfasdfasdf
asdfasdfa
sfasfasdf
asdfasfsdfsdf

sdfsdfdsaaserergsdf

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david akl-166-53.static.ihug.co.nz[203.29.166.53] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12 i586; Nav)
Re: no subject on Tuesday 12th of October 1:12 AM, 1999 (

Opium p50-max1.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.78.48.114] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: no subject on Tuesday 12th of October 9:50 PM, 1999

send me all your poultry

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maharG cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/5.0 [en-US] (LINUX; I)
Re: no subject on Tuesday 12th of October 10:21 PM, 1999 (

you know where

Catch22 cf3k-2.paradise.net.nz[203.96.152.182] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-22 i586)
Re: hour of power on Sunday 10th of October 1:46 PM, 1999 (

david cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12-20smp i686; Nav)
hour of power on Sunday 10th of October 1:21 PM, 1999 (david@osoal.org.nz)

hour of power is bad
i cant remember how many times i threw up.

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Az firewall.netnet.net.nz[202.49.242.161] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
Re: lack of chest-cannons on Sunday 10th of October 1:35 PM, 1999

Goddamn boy!

I told you, you shoulda come last night!

There was hooter-action as far as the eye could see!

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maharG b001-m003-p032.wgtn.clear.net.nz[203.167.240.160] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.0; Windows 95)
lack of chest-cannons on Sunday 10th of October 12:29 AM, 1999 (moth@osoal.org.nz)

i hereby wish to express my deepest anger and resentment over the fact that i didnt get any hooter-action at the indigo bar.
i also wish to announce that me and kathleen are no longer going out with each other.
and all i want to do is to drink shooters, and get me some hooter action

god-damn, all i wanna do is live.....

all i wanna do is live....

ALL I WANNA DO IS LIVVVEEEEEE!!!!!!!.

yeah.

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katia d23.as0.mdtw.oh.voyager.net[207.90.110.151] Mozilla/4.06 [en]C-gatewaynet (Win98; I)
Re: lack of chest-cannons on Sunday 10th of October 3:17 AM, 1999 (

maharG cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12-20smp i686; Nav)
Re: lack of chest-cannons on Sunday 10th of October 8:51 PM, 1999 (

Az firewall.netnet.net.nz[202.49.242.161] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
no subject on Monday 4th of October 9:27 PM, 1999

More Awesome Hard Dance/Rock Music night at Indigo this Friday night!
$2 Tap Beers!

Stuff like Tool, Rammstein, Chemical Brothers, Korn, Prodigy, Fat Boy Slim, NIN, Faith No More, all the good stuff! :)

You should go.

Cheap Beer!

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Satyricon host-216-226-198-211.interpacket.net[216.226.198.211] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; OpenBSD 2.5 i386)
Snak! on Thursday 7th of October 6:49 PM, 1999 (satyricon@dayrom.com.au)

I got a fucken snake man!

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Catch22 cf3k-2.paradise.net.nz[203.96.152.182] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-22 i586)
no spam on Tuesday 5th of October 10:32 AM, 1999 (

david akl-166-53.static.ihug.co.nz[203.29.166.53] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12 i586; Nav)
Re: no spam on Wednesday 6th of October 11:39 PM, 1999 (

Chris p20-max28.syd.ihug.com.au[206.17.110.20] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows NT)
Re: no spam on Tuesday 5th of October 1:45 PM, 1999 (

maharG b001-m006-p051.wgtn.clear.net.nz[203.167.241.115] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 95; CLEAR Net-CD21)
Re: no spam on Wednesday 6th of October 10:37 PM, 1999 (

maharG b001-m004-p020.wgtn.clear.net.nz[203.167.240.212] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.0; Windows 95)
Re: no subject on Monday 4th of October 11:17 PM, 1999 (

Opium p33-max10.wlg.ihug.co.nz[202.49.241.225] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
Re: no subject on Tuesday 5th of October 8:36 PM, 1999

SHOOTERS!!!

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Az firewall.netnet.net.nz[202.49.242.161] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
Re: no subject on Thursday 7th of October 5:27 PM, 1999

HOOTERS!!!

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maharG b001-m005-p004.wgtn.clear.net.nz[203.167.241.4] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 95; CLEAR Net-CD21)
Re: no subject on Thursday 7th of October 10:03 PM, 1999 (

Chris p84-max42.syd.ihug.com.au[216.132.32.216] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows NT)
Re: no subject on Thursday 7th of October 7:44 PM, 1999 (

david akl-166-53.static.ihug.co.nz[203.29.166.53] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12 i586; Nav)
Re: no subject on Thursday 7th of October 11:28 PM, 1999 (

Opium p6-max11.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.78.48.6] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
Re: no subject on Friday 8th of October 9:27 AM, 1999

HOOTERS!!!

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Opium cf3k-1.paradise.net.nz[203.96.152.181] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (Win98; I)
no subject on Monday 4th of October 5:20 PM, 1999

just when yer in the midst of thinking how life can sometime turn out good and good things can happen to make it better, you realise yer just being stupid because stupid fucking things can piss you off and make you fucked off at everything all over again

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Opium p5-max10.wlg.ihug.co.nz[202.49.241.197] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
no subject on Sunday 3rd of October 7:54 PM, 1999

wb

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david akl-166-53.static.ihug.co.nz[203.29.166.53] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12 i586; Nav)
haiku on Friday 24th of September 12:43 AM, 1999 (david@osoal.org.nz)

spring breeze through the trees
no horoscopes for this week
disappointment reigns

blossoms greet the sun
I suck at doing projects
I am far too slack

new warmth beckons all
I can't wait for it to end
I need a stiff drink

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maharG cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12 i686; Nav)
Re: haiku on Sunday 3rd of October 11:47 PM, 1999 (

david akl-166-53.static.ihug.co.nz[203.29.166.53] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12 i586; Nav)
Re: haiku on Wednesday 6th of October 11:42 PM, 1999 (

Satyricon geoday.lnk.telstra.net[139.130.74.148] Konqueror/1.1.1
Fsck on Tuesday 21st of September 4:37 AM, 1999

fuck me this brwoser is ugly

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DeadBeef cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12 i686; Nav)
Disturbing(!) on Wednesday 22nd of September 1:14 AM, 1999 (db@osoal.org.nz)

[ db@cow ] [ Wed Sep 22 01:09:41am ] [ There are 100 days remaining ]
[ ~ ]$ wine uata66-d.exe
Could not stat /mnt/fd0, ignoring drive A:

PKSFX (R) FAST! Self Extract Utility Version 2.04g 02-01-93
Copr. 1989-1993 PKWARE Inc. All Rights Reserved. Registered version
PKSFX Reg. U.S. Pat. and Tm. Off.

Searching EXE: H:/HOME/DB/UATA66-D.EXE
Inflating: UATA66.EXE
Inflating: UATA66.TXT

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mobtek host-216-226-198-211.interpacket.net[216.226.198.211] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i686)
Re: Fsck on Wednesday 13th of October 2:31 AM, 1999 (

mobtek@satyricon.goldweb.com.au

katia as1-dial21.mdtw.oh.voyager.net[207.90.110.148] Mozilla/4.06 [en]C-gatewaynet (Win98; I)
Re: life on mars on Sunday 19th of September 11:07 PM, 1999 (

maharG cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12 i686; Nav)
life on mars on Sunday 19th of September 3:23 PM, 1999 (moth@osoal.org.nz)

this post had nothing at all to do wiht life on mars;, i just heard the phrase on the radio, and i thought that it might make a nice subject.
anywho, i am now living at my parents palce for the time being, and already i am enjoying the freedom.
this is for anyone who might be interested in my problems.

kay, bye now

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maharG cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12 i686; Nav)
anger on Monday 20th of September 10:20 PM, 1999 (

Opium www-cache.mcs.vuw.ac.nz[130.195.2.100] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; OSF1 V4.0 alpha; Nav)
Re: life on mars on Sunday 19th of September 7:02 PM, 1999

that's nice, but do you have one of these...

<insert object>

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SW 216-100-153-209.ihug.net[216.100.153.209] Mozilla/4.08 [en] (Win98; I)
Re: life on mars on Monday 20th of September 1:31 AM, 1999 (

Zen Sandwich qoon.hsnz.co.nz[203.97.231.45] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows NT)
Re: life on mars on Tuesday 21st of September 10:47 AM, 1999 (

Satyricon geoday.lnk.telstra.net[139.130.74.148] Lynx/2.8.1rel.2 libwww-FM/2.14
Re: life on mars on Monday 20th of September 5:14 PM, 1999

Isnt that some sort of dec alpha unix?

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Opium p45-max9.wlg.ihug.co.nz[202.49.241.173] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: life on mars on Monday 20th of September 10:11 AM, 1999

hehe

uni puter

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Zen Sandwich qoon.hsnz.co.nz[203.97.231.45] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows NT)
Re: FTP on Friday 17th of September 10:57 AM, 1999 (

DeadBeef cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Lynx/2.8rel.2 libwww-FM/2.14
FTP on Thursday 16th of September 11:53 PM, 1999 (db@osoal.org.nz)

ftp has been re-enabled on yak after installing a patched version of proftpd.

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katia as1-dial21.mdtw.oh.voyager.net[207.90.110.148] Mozilla/4.06 [en]C-gatewaynet (Win98; I)
Re: Lucky; the final chapter on Sunday 19th of September 11:06 PM, 1999 (

sad maharG cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12 i686; Nav)
Lucky; the final chapter on Wednesday 15th of September 6:38 PM, 1999 (moth@osoal.org.nz)

THE VERY UNOFFICIAL OSOAL TRIBUTE TO MY FRIEND, LUCKY.

At 7:15, 13 September, my friend and companion Lucky the Border Collie-cross was put down. I would like the world to know that I tried my very very best to keep him alive, but I was given no choice, no options, and no way out to keep the poor fellow alive and breathing. After the heinous event, I took him back to where I live, (with my girlfriend and her murdering family), and proceeded to give him the one last thing that he deserved, a place to rest. I was beyond thinking, totally enraged, and I coudnt give a shit about my girlfriends Mothers front yard. I suppose I should have been more composed, but when the Murdering Bizzatch Mother came out to confront me, I let go of my anger and hatred, (and succumed to the dark-side of the force).
There was screaming and yelling and bitter words, to the point that the Mother went off in the car crying, and me still digging the hole for my good, kind dog. I know I said some very bad things, and that I should have conducted myself with composure, but fuck that. I was angry, hurt and fucked off, and so I took it out on my ememy, the murdering bastards. And, i dont regret a thing. I knew I was doing the right thing for my dog, and giving him a bit of respect.
In the end, I calmed down, and realised that putting him in the fron yard was not the right thing to do, even though I was beyond caring about doing the right thing. So, i wrapped him in a blanket, and took him to the river, where I waded out into mid-stream, and laid him down to rest.
So, to Lucky, the best Dog anyone could ask for, please dont think bad thoughts of me, I did try my best for you, and even in the end, I still fought for your right to a proper resting place. I hope that the wisdom and power of the river will keep you safe in the journey that you will now take, and I hope that you Rest In Peace.
Always remembering you...

Graham

xox

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david akl-166-53.static.ihug.co.nz[203.29.166.53] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.10 i586; Nav)
Re: Lucky; the final chapter on Sunday 19th of September 11:59 PM, 1999 (

Matt 216-100-153-136.ihug.net[216.100.153.136] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows NT 5.0)
Win2000 on Saturday 11th of September 1:07 PM, 1999

wow. it works

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maharG cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12 i686; Nav)
Re: Win2000 on Wednesday 15th of September 6:23 PM, 1999 (

Satyricon dartanion.goldweb.com.au[203.37.36.4] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; OpenBSD 2.5 i386)
OpenBSD! on Monday 13th of September 7:14 PM, 1999 (

Shakesbeare p49-max1.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.78.48.113] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (Win95; I)
ooooer on Saturday 11th of September 2:16 PM, 1999

If it works for you it works for me baby

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Opium p8-max9.wlg.ihug.co.nz[202.49.241.136] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: ooooer on Saturday 11th of September 5:12 PM, 1999

oo, and if it works for you it... hmm, no i cant really finish that up

:)

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Az firewall.netnet.net.nz[202.49.242.161] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.35 i586)
Re: the saga continues.... on Thursday 9th of September 8:46 PM, 1999

OK, I would feel just dirty and wrong, if I didn't continue giving you advice that you never listen too....

DUMP THE BITCH AND MOVE OUT!

:)
Would it help if I started a petition?

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maharG cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12 i686; Nav)
the saga continues.... on Tuesday 7th of September 7:39 PM, 1999 (moth@osoal.org.nz)

the fight over the dog continues....
i am at war wiht my girlfriends mother over my god, and BY GODS!!!!!!
i shall overcome all adversity.
the jist of the story is, i have a dog, the my girlfriend wanted is the first place, and now wants nothing to do wiht it.
therefor, i am the sole protector of the dog. her mother wants the dog gone by next monday, and today is tuesday. there is no hope in finding him a home, as he is very excitiable, and can get aggressive, but all he really wants is a little attention and love.
he is a 11 month old border-collie-cross, named Lucky.
but he wont be lucky for very long.
until next tyme....

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david akl-166-53.static.ihug.co.nz[203.29.166.53] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.10 i586; Nav)
Re: the saga continues.... on Wednesday 8th of September 12:32 AM, 1999 (

maharG b001-m002-p047.wgtn.clear.net.nz[203.167.240.111] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 95; CLEAR Net-CD21)
Re: the saga continues.... on Friday 10th of September 6:02 PM, 1999 (

david akl-166-53.static.ihug.co.nz[203.29.166.53] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.10 i586; Nav)
Re: the saga continues.... on Tuesday 7th of September 11:25 PM, 1999 (

mobtek modem51-can-isp-1.one.net.au[203.101.40.54] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.5-15 i686)
Re: Hmmm on Friday 10th of September 12:07 PM, 1999 (

Satyricon modem66-can-isp-1.one.net.au[203.101.40.69] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; OpenBSD 2.5 i386)
Hmmm on Monday 6th of September 4:59 AM, 1999 (jorm@goldweb.com.au)

In the name of charity and goodwill (tm) id like to apologise for my hostile posts and make peace with my taunters.

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mobtek@satyricon.goldweb.com.au

Opium p8-max9.wlg.ihug.co.nz[202.49.241.136] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: Hmmm on Friday 10th of September 2:14 PM, 1999

hmm, i always thought you were satyricon.
so there's two of you? two whole seperate people!?
woah
i need to lie down for a while...

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mobtek host-216-226-198-211.interpacket.net[216.226.198.211] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i686)
Re: Hmmm on Monday 13th of September 3:37 AM, 1999 (

mobtek@satyricon.goldweb.com.au

Opium p38-max5.wlg.ihug.co.nz[202.49.241.38] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: Hmmm on Monday 6th of September 2:05 PM, 1999

hey fuck you man!!!!!

:)

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katia dlp61.middle.eri.net[207.90.110.189] Mozilla/4.06 [en]C-gatewaynet (Win98; I)
Re: actIV on Monday 6th of September 6:57 PM, 1999 (

Catch22 cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.12 i686; Nav)
actIV on Sunday 5th of September 2:08 AM, 1999 (llama@osoal.org.nz)

Are you wanting MORE, but getting LESS?
Are you seeing DOUBLE, both the SAME THING?
Are you the EARLY bird in the LATE SHIFT?
If you even bothered to answer the questions above, you need One Short Of A Llama's patented formula: ActIV
'Cause without it you may die (or not)

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Shakesbeare p56-max4.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.78.48.248] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: actIV on Monday 6th of September 7:34 PM, 1999

There ARE faces silly

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Satyricon host-216-226-198-211.interpacket.net[216.226.198.211] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; OpenBSD 2.5 i386)
Re: actIV on Monday 6th of September 8:46 PM, 1999 (

Shakesbeare p22-max7.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.79.142.150] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (Win95; I)
are you my destiny? words I've never dared to say on Monday 6th of September 9:23 PM, 1999

I love you too, will you marry me?

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Satyricon host-216-226-198-211.interpacket.net[216.226.198.211] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; I; OpenBSD 2.5 i386)
Re: are you my destiny? words I've never dared to say on Tuesday 7th of September 4:44 AM, 1999 (

Shakesbeare p48-max5.wlg.ihug.co.nz[202.49.241.48] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: are you my destiny? words I've never dared to say on Tuesday 7th of September 7:04 AM, 1999

Well what can I say? I can't compete with Amy, so now I'll search for the glue that can glue the pieces of my shattered heart together again. I will cry myself to sleep at night because I can't have my one true love. But I shall not be bitter...if you love someone set them free....fly away and know that I loved you

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Az firewall.netnet.net.nz[202.49.242.161] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.35 i586)
Re: are you my destiny? words I've never dared to say on Thursday 9th of September 8:50 PM, 1999

Red Bull Gives You Wings!!!

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david@osoal.org.nz akl-166-53.static.ihug.co.nz[203.29.166.53] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.10 i586; Nav)
Re: are you my destiny? words I've never dared to say on Thursday 9th of September 11:29 PM, 1999

wings for protection against leakage?

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MEL cache2.ihug.co.nz[203.109.252.6] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.0; Windows 95)
no subject on Sunday 5th of September 1:06 AM, 1999

Just a note to all to say I am still alive, just not kicking much.....
Life in Auckland is Boring and I'd like to move to Wellington to play with gauged eyes and gin. Thankyou

And I love you all

bahahahaha whaattta trip

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Az firewall.netnet.net.nz[202.49.242.161] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.35 i586)
Morons... on Friday 3rd of September 6:08 PM, 1999

Will someone please tell that fucking idiot that this comments page should not be used for blatantly pasting IRC logs?
I mean who the fuck reads those things anyway?

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Shakesbeare p6-max4.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.78.48.198] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: Morons... on Friday 3rd of September 7:18 PM, 1999

i think you did just tell him :P

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Satyricon eleven.cafesydney.net[203.18.58.111] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; MSN 2.5; Windows 98; DigExt)
Re: Morons... on Friday 3rd of September 9:22 PM, 1999 (

Az firewall.netnet.net.nz[202.49.242.161] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.35 i586)
Re: Morons... on Saturday 4th of September 10:13 AM, 1999

Poor grammar and punctuation will get you nowhere.

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Satyricon host-216-226-198-211.interpacket.net[216.226.198.211] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.9 i686)
Re: Morons... on Saturday 4th of September 2:30 PM, 1999 (

Opium p32-max6.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.78.48.160] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: Morons... on Friday 3rd of September 10:42 PM, 1999

as much as i love you bgeorge, and as much as my comments are uterly pointless and uninteresting also, i do believe irclogs.osoal.org.nz is the prefered place for irc logs

i would understand if you requested a lame.poetic.failures.osoal.org.nz place to be started up though

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maharG b001-m002-p047.wgtn.clear.net.nz[203.167.240.111] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 95; CLEAR Net-CD21)
Re: Morons... on Friday 10th of September 6:06 PM, 1999 (

yay@yay.yay

Opium p8-max9.wlg.ihug.co.nz[202.49.241.136] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
Re: Morons... on Saturday 11th of September 12:41 AM, 1999

hare here!
20% off!
$5 sucky sucky!

(i soooo stole that joke :)

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Shakesbeare p7-max4.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.78.48.199] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (Win95; I)
no subject on Tuesday 31st of August 10:34 PM, 1999

Jenna had a little poem, little poem, little poem
Jenna had a little poem
It's text was black on white
And everywhere that Jenna went
Her gouged out eyes did not

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mobtek host-216-226-198-211.interpacket.net[216.226.198.211] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.5-15 i686)
hehe the bits i forgot on Thursday 2nd of September 4:30 AM, 1999 (mobtek@satyricon.goldweb.com.au)

satyricon| my craptop runs redcrap, so I cant debian nazi you all
satyricon| sod

Dogcow wonders how dbt made it out of primary school
satyricon| heh
pho| satyricon: nah, it's related to dbt-aint-got-no-balls
satyricon| pho: ahh in the juvenilius circumsizius family?

satyricon| most seem more concerned with if you're fun, rich,
intelligent and have a large pack of meat

satyricon| hahaha
satyricon| dependancies failed
satyricon| fucking cunt openbsd box
satyricon| ill give it dependancies!

satyricon| this's gotta be a record
satyricon| 11 minutes to load the gimp

satyricon| mm
satyricon| im more of a geek than a hacker
satyricon| so clug interests me way more than defcon or whatever
satyricon| defcon is prententious kids writing silly overflows
for the daemons we spend hours writing at clug

* satyricon returns from dirty billy's booze hut
satyricon| jesus I get drunk easy
satyricon| not even a whole bottle and im swaying
Shra| oh well satyr.. least it's cheaper
satyricon| I can goto a pub with $20
satyricon| and come out off my tits utterly
satyricon| yeah cadburies
satyricon| glass and a half

satyricon| we got all the sexual ones
satyricon| like slipper nipple
CybrDmge| beer is so gradual
Shra| er it
satyricon| cock sucking cowboy
satyricon| all that shit
satyricon| "teeeheeeeeeeee chicken breast teeeheeeeee breast"
CybrDmge| smoking bongs is bad
CybrDmge| i gave up cause i was failing everything
satyricon| yeah
satyricon| one day
Shra| ditto
satyricon| im going to get on the full dole
satyricon| and just smoke cones and code
g^style| Cybr: it doesnt make you stop werking heh that is your motivation :P
satyricon| and be totally inert
satyricon| and love it
CybrDmge| ah the midnight munchies .... hehehe
satyricon| mmmm
satyricon| im nearly done this cider
satyricon| time for a new one in a second
satyricon| and ill get some jatz and cheap camember
satyricon| the tism is cranking, #teens is wanking, the cider is downing fast
satyricon| im way in the groove, not going to move, thinking bout bong sessions past
satyricon| WOO
satyricon| FEER MY POEN
satyricon| brb
CybrDmge| some dick is trying to tell me that fbsd is more
secure than obsd
satyricon| anal rape him

it might be said that I have quoted out of context....
yeah so what of it [;P

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mobtek host-216-226-198-211.interpacket.net[216.226.198.211] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.5-15 i686)
more Saty on Thursday 2nd of September 4:16 AM, 1999 (mobtek@satyricon.goldweb.com.au)

hehe {:P

satyricon| rotfl
CybrDmge| hrmmm dogcow don't tell me u hang out in #teens ?
ellie| there's one like this me@yourplace.com
satyricon| < sLaCk^AsS> ALERT!! I Need Sex! !!ALERT
ellie| you guys are probably cybering in #teens
satyricon| HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
satyricon| feer #teens
satyricon| cybering?
satyricon| whassat/
ellie| that explains the silence
CybrDmge| i have never been there and never will go there
satyricon| or we COULD be doing something technical...
satyricon| I go there all the time its a fantastic laugh
ellie| and what makes u ppl superior
satyricon| errrr
satyricon| who said we were superior?
CybrDmge| hrmmm
***rcd (reformed@vw-8201.box1.org) has joined #2600
***Phroggy (cowls@203.87.88.28445) has joined #2600
ellie| well ur attitude..it's damn obvious
CybrDmge| oh but saty we are like gods ... didn't u know ;]
satyricon| I forgot dude
satyricon| im k-leet
(Sprint/service@austnet.org) WALLOPS :RogerY adding netban for 2 hours on *!*@203.36.76.64 (No clones on Austnet. You have been warned) [26 Clients]
ellie| yah NEtGod only..
satyricon| netgod?
(Sprint/service@austnet.org) WALLOPS :RogerY adding netban for 2 hours on *!*@CPE-24-192-21-99.vic.bigpond.net.au (No clones on Austnet. You have been warned) [55 Clients]
satyricon| you make less sense than a phillipino BDSM flick
ellie| without the net and putas..ur humanbeings.
satyricon| what's a humanbeing?
ellie| i guess u have not found out.
CybrDmge| no ... i'm a god
Dogcow| and without a brain you might be tolerable, ellie
satyricon| nah
satyricon| haha
CybrDmge| hehe
ellie| i never get what u say
satyricon| are you like some chick who gives dbt cybererotica?
Dogcow| my point exactly
ellie| guess god talks like that

the boy needs to get out more *grin*

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jenna dlp17.middle.eri.net[207.90.110.145] Mozilla/4.06 [en]C-gatewaynet (Win98; I)
opie on Tuesday 31st of August 10:23 PM, 1999 (jenna)

There once was a man named Simon,
to his lady he offered his heart and a diamond
But alas she declined, and to help him unwind,
he drinks gin straight from the bottle

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david akl-166-53.static.ihug.co.nz[203.29.166.53] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.10 i586; Nav)
Re: opie on Tuesday 31st of August 11:12 PM, 1999 (

Opium p32-max6.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.78.48.160] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
I call this poem, "Jenna" on Tuesday 31st of August 10:12 PM, 1999

Shes coming down the hall, shes gonna hit you with her stick
a freshly starched uniform looking rather spick
no red cross service medal will you see around her neck,
shes gonna toss the crazies in a mincer, just outside the deck

the ordilies are in the bathroom, washing Mr Knowl
while jenna comes a'storming in, with her 4 foot pole,
she wacks him twice behind the head, it really is a pleasure
then one more wack straight to the groin, just for good measure

but one day she did turn her back, and much to her surprise
a crazy jumped right on her back and gouged out both her eyes
and now young jenna cant see more than 2 inches before her face
so blindly swipes from side to side at 20 times the pace

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Satyricon modem10-can-isp-1.one.net.au[203.101.40.13] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.9 i686)
Hax0r rangers in space! on Monday 30th of August 1:49 PM, 1999 (netbsdranger@hax0r_rangers.com)

< v0rt_> then lets code saty
< Satyricon> dude
< Satyricon> lets make a TV show
< v0rt_> k
< Satyricon> the mighty coding hax0r rangers
< v0rt_> can we have naked chicks ?
< Satyricon> BLACK TEAM POWER UP!
< Satyricon> COBOL ONLINE!
< paladin`> yell hack the planet alot in your show
< Satyricon> PERL ONLINE TEAM LEADER!
< Satyricon> C++ ONLINE ALPHA!
< paladin`> haha
< Satyricon> rotfl
< v0rt_> hahahh
< Satyricon> and we can have like t00lz
< Satyricon> that we fight the evil .govs with
< paladin`> mighty coding h4x0r rangers in space
< Satyricon> power up imapd sploit!
< fraggy> hahaha
< paladin`> would you use newtons as like hax0r weapons
< Satyricon> I bags being Zer0_Cool
< Satyricon> yeah man
< Satyricon> blast him with IR mac ranger!
< Satyricon> OK Sun ranger
< Satyricon> SGI ranger, power up those 3d graphics bombs!
< paladin`> hahahaa
< Satyricon> this is an elite idea
< Satyricon> im gonna do it
< Satyricon> and we can have the evil rangers
< Satyricon> commanded by queen FUD
< fraggy> hhaha
< paladin`> hahaha
< Satyricon> like intel ranger and packard bell ranger
< Satyricon> OH NO! intel ranger has a new CPU tracking patch!
* fraggy flips channel to pbs and waits for the new show.....
< paladin`> queen FUD and evil gaypee, the man with no testicles

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SW netcachesyd1.ozemail.com.au[203.108.0.57] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows NT)
Re: Hax0r rangers in space! on Monday 30th of August 3:02 PM, 1999 (

Opium p51-max8.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.79.142.243] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
Re: Hax0r rangers in space! on Monday 30th of August 3:19 PM, 1999

whatever happened to irclogs.osoal.org.nz ? :P

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DeadBeef cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.11 i686; Nav)
Re: Not Hax0r rangers in space! on Monday 30th of August 6:58 PM, 1999 (

SW netcachesyd1.ozemail.com.au[203.108.0.57] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows NT)
Re: FTP on Monday 30th of August 1:15 PM, 1999 (

DeadBeef cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.11 i686; Nav)
FTP on Monday 30th of August 10:05 AM, 1999 (db@osoal.org.nz)

ftp is disabled on yak ( and all the other machines I administer ) until there is a patch available for the root exploits for pretty much all of the major ftpd's made available yesterday.
The files in the ftp area are available at http://ftp.osoal.org.nz/ at all times.

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DeadBeef cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.11 i686; Nav)
Re: FTP on Monday 30th of August 7:13 PM, 1999 (

Opium p39-max7.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.79.142.167] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
thought this was pretty cool on Saturday 28th of August 10:30 PM, 1999

"Our father,
I am changing. I am trying to get a grip. My tastes are differant (I actually like onions) But im not content, so in other words, I feel the need to rock fools. Always healthy, always on the winning team. Embracing all that is metal, especially the tight pitting parts that come together to tolerate zero. That is power. Hair is in, tattoos are bigger, training is the answer. Sharpening literary skills so i can play the game but never forgetting that words aren't the answer. Years on this road now heading to the eye. Listening to beats & throwing freestyles for fun. A century a week is my bottom bracket. Disc up front, vee in the rear, full spench. Building wheels so i can learn more about myself. Running double rights and a shit load of stretching. These things are important to me. Be prepared.
AMEN, T.C. 999"

- Timmy C., Rage Against The Machine

www.ratm.com

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SW 216-100-153-157.ihug.net[216.100.153.157] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 95)
FUCKIGN YES!!!!!!!!!!!! on Sunday 29th of August 5:54 AM, 1999 (chrism@iamafuckingladykiller.com)

FUCKEN PH33R! I FUCKEN GOT WITH DANIELLA!! AND FUCKEN GOT HER NUMBER. FUCKEN YES. I FUCKEN 0WN J00!!!!!!

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PS p39-max7.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.79.142.167] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
Re: thought this was pretty cool on Saturday 28th of August 10:31 PM, 1999

thank god for knowing the root password. It took three edits to get that post right hehe

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Az firewall.netnet.net.nz[202.49.242.161] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.35 i586)
Friday.... on Saturday 28th of August 12:57 PM, 1999

Hey!
Where'd you guys go?!?

I leave you alone for 5 mnutes.....

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Opium p39-max7.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.79.142.167] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
Re: Friday.... on Saturday 28th of August 10:35 PM, 1999

mm, sorry.
we werent as excited by the second band, and you seemed to be gone forever so had no idea when you were coming back. Obviously you were gonna be quite abit longer cause we didnt see you on the walk back down cuba mall :P Well, not that you had to go down cuba mall i guess. anyway...

tell tim his band rocks, as does his hair and trousers
tell him he needs sunglasses and a deer skull mounted to his microphone though

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SW port-100.wol2.1earth.net[203.35.129.100] Mozilla/4.08 [en] (Win98; I)
Re: Friday.... on Sunday 29th of August 11:51 PM, 1999 (

Az firewall.netnet.net.nz[202.49.242.161] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.35 i586)
Re: Friday.... on Sunday 29th of August 12:37 PM, 1999

Hehehe, righto.

We walked back along Taranaki street. We just went home to go get something.
The third band really sucked, anyway. So you didn't miss anything.

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Satyricon modem10-can-isp-1.one.net.au[203.101.40.13] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.9 i686)
Re: Friday.... on Sunday 29th of August 9:23 PM, 1999 (

jorm@debian.org

SW port-100.wol2.1earth.net[203.35.129.100] Mozilla/4.08 [en] (Win98; I)
Re: Friday.... on Sunday 29th of August 11:48 PM, 1999 (

Opium p39-max7.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.79.142.167] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
more mindless dribble for your already dribbling minds on Thursday 26th of August 11:10 PM, 1999

you used to pull teeth and put them under your pillow.
and you used to wake up at 6:00 each christmas morning to open presents: the smell of pine needles
and you used to play on the beach. make cars out of sand. put some shells around the bottom for good measure.
ice creams on the way home. careful not to drip on the car.
so youve gotta eat it quickly but you want to eat it slowly cause it tastes so good
sand in bread. your teeth will thank you later. playing in some grotty sweerage infested stream.
there wasnt any other stream around.
youd come home from school and watch television. have dinner. watch more television then go to bed.
fish and chips occasional fridays. 1 scoop of chips and a hot dog. tomato sauce on the side.
eat them in the lounge with a slice of toast.
i never understood why we had toast. we just always did.
one slice each. vogel. buttered for us. i wonder why

maybe ill wake up tomorow before midday and maybe i wont
maybe somebody will talk to me and maybe they wont
maybe someone will show or atleast pretend they care
or perhaps ill feel fine. another day gone.
ever notice how everybody underestimates your hurt?
they read your bullshit poems and write them off as a craving for attention.
when all you want is to let it out. i dont even know why.
nothing makes you feel better. there's nobody around the corner just waiting to make you happy.
youve got to fight for everything. and then it doesnt work.
so you try again. over and over again until you get it right.
and then you're happy. and then you die.

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Katia dlp79.middle.eri.net[207.90.109.143] Mozilla/4.06 [en]C-gatewaynet (Win98; I)
Re: more mindless dribble for your already dribbling minds on Friday 27th of August 6:00 PM, 1999 (

Opium p39-max7.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.79.142.167] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
Re: more mindless dribble for your already dribbling minds on Saturday 28th of August 12:59 AM, 1999

dont worry, youll get over it

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david akl-166-53.static.ihug.co.nz[203.29.166.53] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.10 i586; Nav)
Re: more mindless dribble for your already dribbling minds on Friday 27th of August 3:21 PM, 1999 (

SW netcachesyd1.ozemail.com.au[203.108.0.57] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows NT)
Re: more mindless dribble for your already dribbling minds on Friday 27th of August 5:11 PM, 1999 (

Opium p4-max10.wlg.ihug.co.nz[202.49.241.196] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
no subject on Sunday 22nd of August 8:08 PM, 1999

the wonder of the loss. the hunger of the hurt. the celebration of the gone and the embracing of death.
jealous of your suffering. give me more. justify my anger. give yourself to my pain.
feed on your joy. suckle on your breast. eat all your flesh. drink your fluids.
give you my anger. force feed my pain. a supply of hurt yours to own.
give me loss. let others look upon it. painful lesson. the most important?
ignorant tears. selfish laughter. hurtful offerings. empty enlightenment.
just let me feel. let all anger be about you. or give me loss. let me rage against it.
let go your fears. love my hurt and my anger. let me laugh at your pain.
let it all equal out. the wettining of the drought. of all my pain. let my anger be in vane.

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Satyricon host-216-226-198-211.interpacket.net[216.226.198.211] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.9 i686)
no subject on Wednesday 25th of August 8:13 PM, 1999 (jorm@goldweb.com.au)

By keeping our eyes fixed on the failings of others we end up by forgetting our own.
Additionally, DHCP is the devil.

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Chris netcachesyd1.ozemail.com.au[203.108.0.57] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows NT)
Re: Condemnation on Monday 23rd of August 12:55 PM, 1999 (

katia dlp111.middle.eri.net[207.90.109.175] Mozilla/4.06 [en]C-gatewaynet (Win98; I)
Re: no subject on Monday 23rd of August 12:58 AM, 1999 (

uh huh

Opium p4-max10.wlg.ihug.co.nz[202.49.241.196] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
Re: no subject on Monday 23rd of August 1:55 PM, 1999

none of these poems are about shelley damn it :P
ive annoyed her enough already

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david akl-166-53.static.ihug.co.nz[203.29.166.53] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.10 i586; Nav)
Re: no subject on Monday 23rd of August 11:36 PM, 1999 (

SW netcachesyd1.ozemail.com.au[203.108.0.57] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows NT)
Re: no subject on Tuesday 24th of August 3:47 PM, 1999 (

Shakesbeare p58-max3.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.79.142.122] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: no subject on Tuesday 24th of August 4:11 PM, 1999

But I gave him that bear :\

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SW 216-100-153-147.ihug.net[216.100.153.147] Mozilla/4.08 [en] (Win98; I)
Re: no subject on Tuesday 24th of August 9:37 PM, 1999 (

david akl-166-53.static.ihug.co.nz[203.29.166.53] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.10 i586; Nav)
megathread on Thursday 26th of August 12:07 AM, 1999 (

Opium p25-max9.wlg.ihug.co.nz[202.49.241.153] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
Re: megathread on Thursday 26th of August 1:04 PM, 1999

lier!

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SW netcachesyd1.ozemail.com.au[203.108.0.57] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows NT)
Re: megathread on Thursday 26th of August 1:43 PM, 1999 (

SW netcachesyd1.ozemail.com.au[203.108.0.57] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows NT)
Re: megathread on Thursday 26th of August 1:52 PM, 1999 (

Opium p39-max7.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.79.142.167] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
Re: megathread on Thursday 26th of August 9:48 PM, 1999

BAH! chris ya fucken cat raping cause-yer-too-tired-to-screw-the-kangaroo bastard, so fucking geeky youd live in the outback but you couldnt find it if you were in the in-front and turned around, fucken green behind the ears, yellow behind yer finger nails, coronation street watching, dress wearing, butt photographing poo-poo brain.

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SW 216-100-153-203.ihug.net[216.100.153.203] Mozilla/4.08 [en] (Win98; I)
Re: megathread on Thursday 26th of August 9:52 PM, 1999 (

Opium p39-max7.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.79.142.167] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
Re: megathread on Friday 27th of August 5:55 PM, 1999

awww, i love you really man *man hug*
and yer not THAT geeky :)

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Shakesbeare p48-max5.wlg.ihug.co.nz[202.49.241.48] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: megathread on Thursday 26th of August 10:16 PM, 1999

X!!X!!!!!!X!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Opium p39-max7.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.79.142.167] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
Re: megathread on Thursday 26th of August 10:21 PM, 1999

fucken shutup already!!!!

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Melly cache1.ihug.co.nz[203.109.252.5] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.0; Windows 95)
Re: no subject on Wednesday 25th of August 9:41 PM, 1999 (

Mel@mel.co

Shakesbeare p58-max3.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.79.142.122] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: no subject on Tuesday 24th of August 9:49 PM, 1999

Yeah it was the best I could find at the time, and the one that expressed how I felt the best

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Shakesbeare p32-max8.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.79.142.224] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: no subject on Monday 23rd of August 3:22 PM, 1999

more than enough :P

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katia dlp111.middle.eri.net[207.90.109.175] Mozilla/4.06 [en]C-gatewaynet (Win98; I)
Re: ph33r Saty on Monday 23rd of August 1:05 AM, 1999 (

mobtek host-216-226-198-211.interpacket.net[216.226.198.211] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.5-15 i686)
ph33r Saty on Thursday 19th of August 11:45 PM, 1999 (mobtek@satyricon.goldweb.com.au)

I take off my head to the rather strange and loathsome hairy
viking by the name of Satyricon....werd to ya Git [;P
Oh Gobblewergets Thy Micturations are to me as Gibblegidgets
as upon a lurgid bee! See if I don't!!
Hahahaa

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david cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.11 i686)
Re: ph33r Saty on Sunday 22nd of August 12:55 PM, 1999 (

Opium p47-max1.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.78.48.111] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
no subject on Thursday 19th of August 10:56 PM, 1999

Two souls, one night.
Their faces flicker in the lonely dance of candle light.
And a table covered in red silk. And a bottle of wine. And all the dreams of this night.
Empty eyes, she plays the game. A careless foot climbs up his leg.
The moment is his, he forgets all. It's all in her eyes. He doesnt see.

A stroll along a river side, a quarter to five, damp air and bird song.
Hand in hand that was the plan. Autumn leaves beneath their feat.
Tweed jackets. Woolen hats. Woolen gloves. Side by side. Forever.

He remembers the day. His most joyous memories, his most painful.
The look in her eyes. No more. The sizzle of cheap champaigne in a flute glass.
The relighting of the candle. The touch of her skin but for the look in her eyes.

A man in a petrol station, she cant remember the location. That day was for him.
Her single moments filled here and there. Helter skelter. Hurly burly. Easy come easy go.
Childhood innocence, she's all grown up. The man screws the cap back on.

A gentle kiss for him pure bliss. Too much to ask and too much time.
The importance of now forgotten in the future. A stroll along a river side.
A man at the petrol station. Memories forgotten as her leg touches his.
But it's all in her eyes that night. Its getting dark. So dark.

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david akl-166-53.static.ihug.co.nz[203.29.166.53] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.10 i586; Nav)
Re: no subject on Friday 20th of August 1:02 AM, 1999 (

Opium p33-max4.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.78.48.225] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
Re: no subject on Friday 20th of August 1:15 PM, 1999

*Opium shakes his head

:P

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Az firewall.netnet.net.nz[202.49.242.161] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.34 i586)
no subject on Tuesday 17th of August 3:28 PM, 1999

I wanna know who the annoying fucked up chick who wouldn't leave Brooke alone was!
She claims to know me, I probably dislike her with a vengeance...
Tell me!

(See Gareth, someone does read your fingers!)

P.S. Sorry I couldn't make it to your party Brooke! :( If it's any consolation, I didn't get anywhere near as drunk at the Ihug party as I could have at your party! :)

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Satyricon host-216-226-198-211.interpacket.net[216.226.198.211] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.5-15 i686)
yAY on Thursday 19th of August 5:40 PM, 1999 (jorm@goldweb.com.au)

yAY! pppd works. Like feer or something to that effect.

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maharG cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.11 i686)
still alive on Tuesday 17th of August 5:43 PM, 1999 (graham@osoal.org.nz)

me is still alive, though i have a great big wound in my side, but never mind, lifr does still go on.
Please apply generous amounts of pain and suffering on me for not going to Brooks party, but i was in considerable pain and suffering then, but a little more between associates wont go amiss.
right, now i'll go away and cry, as that is what mahaRGs do best

takecarenowbyebye

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Shakesbeare p22-max10.wlg.ihug.co.nz[202.49.241.214] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: no subject on Tuesday 17th of August 3:36 PM, 1999

Denise fucking Rundelet, or however the how you spell her last name. YES you DO hate her with a vengeance. hehe

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Az firewall.netnet.net.nz[202.49.242.161] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.34 i586)
Re: no subject on Tuesday 17th of August 7:52 PM, 1999

Hey! You're right! I do!
She's a psycho! She chases Daniel round his house and threatened to kill herself with a butter knife...

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david akl-166-53.static.ihug.co.nz[203.29.166.53] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.10 i586; Nav)
Re: no subject on Tuesday 17th of August 11:22 PM, 1999 (

Az firewall.netnet.net.nz[202.49.242.161] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.34 i586)
Re: no subject on Saturday 21st of August 1:14 PM, 1999

Funnily enough, one of my mothers ex-boyfriends tried to slash his wrists with a spatula, and when we took that off him, he tried the teaspoon....
I kid you not.

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Catch22 alison.paradise.net.nz[203.96.152.13] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-22 i586)
Nurse, hand me that potato masher on Saturday 21st of August 6:10 PM, 1999 (

Opium p33-max4.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.78.48.225] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
Re: no subject on Saturday 21st of August 6:01 PM, 1999

Now thats just plain silly.

I mean come on! how could you ever slash your teaspoons wrist with a spatula!?

*shrug*

Shakesbeare p22-max10.wlg.ihug.co.nz[202.49.241.214] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: no subject on Tuesday 17th of August 8:03 PM, 1999

Pyscho is an enormous understatement don't you think? :)

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4n07|-|3r 3r337 h4}{}{0r 216-100-153-120.ihug.net[216.100.153.120] Mozilla/4.03 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
Re: K3v1n on Wednesday 11th of August 9:42 PM, 1999 (

Satyricon modem26-can-isp-1.one.net.au[203.101.40.29] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.9 i686)
thought for the day on Thursday 12th of August 4:21 AM, 1999 (jorm@goldweb.com.au)

We're not on EFnet anymore, t0t0grl

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3r33t h4x0r! osoal.org.nz[203.29.166.226] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.10 i686)
K3v1n on Tuesday 10th of August 4:08 PM, 1999 (h4x0r@0s04l.0rG.nZ)

f1rz+ p0s+!
fr33 k3v1n!!!!!!!!!!!

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k3v1|\|@0w|\|z.j00

Opium p54-max15.wlg.ihug.co.nz[216.100.151.182] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: HOOTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! on Friday 6th of August 1:18 PM, 1999

i wonder why someone that looks like that would put them selfs down fer an international mail order thingy. I spose that's just the teaser pick. then you pay $7000 and when she arrives at yer doorstep u find a three story russian trawler captain named "daisy(ski)" with one arm, a fetish for cupboards, and more body hair than a welsh rugby team

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Satyricon host-216-226-198-211.interpacket.net[216.226.198.211] Mozilla/2.0 (Macintosh; I; 68K)
Werd to the berd on Saturday 7th of August 7:34 PM, 1999 (jorm@goldweb.com.au)

Werd to my mac. I think ill call it Mr. Mac.

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SW port-094.wol2.1earth.net[203.35.129.94] Mozilla/4.03 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
HOOTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! on Thursday 5th of August 12:06 AM, 1999 (sw@osoal.org.nz)

http://www.asiansingles.com/foreign-affair/images/p9452-1.jp g

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david cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.10 i686)
Re: HOOTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! on Saturday 7th of August 1:27 AM, 1999 (

david@yay!

Az firewall.netnet.net.nz[202.49.242.161] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.34 i586)
Yay on Sunday 1st of August 11:57 AM, 1999

Yay for having a new apartment :)

People who give a rats ass should come round when we have drinkies.
However, if you are reading this *and* you give a rats ass, you are probably in a minority group.

Anyway, yay! :D

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Opium p1-max13.wlg.ihug.co.nz[216.100.151.1] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
Re: Yay on Monday 2nd of August 10:46 PM, 1999

drinkies!

aslong as its not with yer twisted, depressive, self-obsessed #nz freaks :P

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david cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.10 i686)
Re: Yay on Sunday 1st of August 3:55 PM, 1999 (

Satyricon host-216-226-198-211.interpacket.net[216.226.198.211] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.9 i686)
Re: Yay on Sunday 1st of August 4:43 PM, 1999 (

Opium p60-max14.wlg.ihug.co.nz[216.100.151.124] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
Re: #teens on Tuesday 3rd of August 1:23 PM, 1999

yeah shit
fancy that
she said she was a girl, had a girlie nick, came on to you like a girl, and YET, turned out to be the VERY same sex as she said she was all along!

*twilight zone music*

:)

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Satyricon host-216-226-198-211.interpacket.net[216.226.198.211] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.9 i686)
#teens on Sunday 1st of August 5:36 AM, 1999 (jorm@goldweb.com.au)

I went to #teens on austnet tonight.... fucking mortifying place. The conversation went kinda like this:

<Melanie> Hi any guys from Canberra?
Query with melanie
<Satyr> Yeah I am.... 17/m
<Melanie> Want to cum round and fuck me?
<Satyr> Yeah, sure why not.
<Melanie> OK, cum round now
<Satyr> Yeah whats the address?
<Melanie> Umm actually dont, im just a lame IRC prick tease slut
<Satyr> Fine, bitch.
/exec -o pap3 -i broad.dat melaniesip
*** Melanie has quit IRC (ping timeout)

Fucken cunts are twisted... I thought all along she was a guy and I could go round with with a metal bludgeon and see who's laughing last... but near the end of the conversation i think it was ACTUALLY a chick. Fucken twisted shit.

--Satyricon

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Opium p27-max14.wlg.ihug.co.nz[216.100.151.91] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
Re: haiku on Thursday 29th of July 7:34 PM, 1999

i mean:

yes and on sunday...
liquor for all praise the lord
my god drinks speights, bud

oh yeah:

Satyricon modem7-can-isp-1.one.net.au[203.101.40.10] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
k-rad browser jaurez on Friday 30th of July 5:21 AM, 1999 (jorm@goldweb.com.au)

like, ph33r

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david akl-166-53.static.ihug.co.nz[203.29.166.53] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.10 i586; Nav)
haiku on Thursday 29th of July 1:19 AM, 1999 (david@osoal.org.nz)

finally its done
booze for eighteen years and up
drunken teen stupor!

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haiku for you

Opium p27-max14.wlg.ihug.co.nz[216.100.151.91] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
Re: haiku on Thursday 29th of July 5:21 PM, 1999

oh fuck it was a haiku... er

and with luck
liquor on sunday shall prevale
i love jenny

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Opium p27-max14.wlg.ihug.co.nz[216.100.151.91] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
Re: haiku on Thursday 29th of July 5:22 PM, 1999

ah fuck it ive got no idea how many sylables to use :P

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david akl-166-53.static.ihug.co.nz[203.29.166.53] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.10 i586; Nav)
Re: haiku on Saturday 31st of July 12:37 AM, 1999 (

Opium p1-max13.wlg.ihug.co.nz[216.100.151.1] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
Re: haiku on Monday 2nd of August 10:43 PM, 1999

yeah i got it right the last time :)
i read up on it :P

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Az firewall.netnet.net.nz[202.49.242.161] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.34 i586)
Re: haiku on Sunday 1st of August 11:52 AM, 1999

To be a *proper* Haiku, the middle verse has got to have some reference to the seasons, so you all lose.
It's 'sposed to be death poetry anywho, not Beer Poetry :)

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david cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.10 i686)
Re: haiku on Sunday 1st of August 3:51 PM, 1999 (

Shakesbeare p1-max7.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.79.142.129] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: haiku on Saturday 31st of July 2:39 PM, 1999

Well make up ya mind!! does the last line have 5 or 2? :P

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Opium p27-max14.wlg.ihug.co.nz[216.100.151.91] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
Re: haiku on Thursday 29th of July 4:05 PM, 1999

RAY!!!!!!!!!

and heres hoping they vote to sell liquor on sundays too damn it!!!

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Opium p37-max7.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.79.142.165] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
confused version to on Wednesday 28th of July 6:27 PM, 1999

...and in the event that your "friend" suddenly decides to talk to you again, remmembering that the deal was to not talk to you unless they had something nice to say, if they just made meaningless small talk lasting 2 minutes, then stopped tlaking to you, and said "anyway ive got to go" and left, would you think they:

a) were just a complete bitch
b) were stupid (didnt understand the terms)
c) cant think of anything nice to say about you
d) were just a complete bitch
e) only talked to you so that she didnt appear to be a complete bitch
f) wanted to frustrate you even further
g) arn't worth your time at all, fuck trying to understand them

please post answers in replies

PS im going with g

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DeadBeef cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.10 i686)
Re: confused version to on Wednesday 28th of July 11:05 PM, 1999 (

online resources

hard drugs

DiscordianChant 210-55-147-37.dialup.xtra.co.nz[210.55.147.37] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: confused version to on Wednesday 28th of July 9:48 PM, 1999

I think your 'friend' is being misunderstood by you. I also think your immaturity is driving your 'friend' away.

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Opium p37-max7.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.79.142.165] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: confused version to on Wednesday 28th of July 10:54 PM, 1999

well what would you know? and who are you?

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Opium p44-max14.wlg.ihug.co.nz[216.100.151.108] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: Ruin and misery on Monday 26th of July 7:51 PM, 1999

that's what i wanna know

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Satyricon host-216-226-198-211.interpacket.net[216.226.198.211] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win98; I)
Ruin and misery on Saturday 24th of July 5:06 AM, 1999 (deprication@despise.org)

Why is it that anyone you care about is a cunt scabbed gutter slut who cares about as much for you as they do for stale halva?

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Az defiler.netnet.net.nz[202.49.242.202] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5 i686)
Horoscopes on Thursday 22nd of July 2:37 PM, 1999

hehehe

Interesting horoscopes for this week.....

:)

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Shakesbeare p60-max6.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.78.48.188] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: Horoscopes on Thursday 22nd of July 6:22 PM, 1999

Damn it, I tried to hide the walking sideways thing as best as I could.

AMY!! You male sheep!!! LOL

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Opium p13-max1.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.78.48.77] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
im confused on Tuesday 20th of July 3:36 PM, 1999

if your friend told you not to talk to them anymore unless you had something nice to say about them: assuming you really were their friend: would you...

a) ignore them
b) piss them off
c) avoid them
d) say something nice about them to keep the friendship

if YOU were that other person, and your 'friend' did either a, b, or c, would you say that:

a) they didnt really like you afterall
b) they're a horrible person
c) they dont know how to be nice
d) they're confused by the question
e) they just dont have a fucking clue
f) dont value your friendship at all

post answers in replies.
feel free not to answer sensibly

good day

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SW 216-100-153-129.ihug.co.nz[216.100.153.129] Mozilla/4.03 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
Obsession Is Good For The Psychosis on Tuesday 20th of July 11:21 PM, 1999 (chrism@greenpages.com.au)

J.

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david akl-166-53.static.ihug.co.nz[203.29.166.53] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.10 i586; Nav)
Re: im confused on Wednesday 21st of July 12:34 AM, 1999 (

Shakesbeare p44-max3.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.79.142.108] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: im confused on Tuesday 20th of July 10:24 PM, 1999

It depends entirely on the situation

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Az firewall.netnet.net.nz[202.49.242.161] Mozilla/4.05 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.34 i586)
Re: im confused on Tuesday 20th of July 7:50 PM, 1999

For the first question, I'd choose e) None of the Above.
You should of course take the opportunity to only say Mean things about them, until they snap. Preferably though make them funny, coz then there's still a chance the other person will laugh, and maybe you can be friends again, otherwise, passersby will prolly think you're funny anyway :D
And for the second Question, I'd just think the other person was weird :)

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Opium p13-max1.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.78.48.77] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: im confused on Tuesday 20th of July 11:38 PM, 1999

hehe

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katia a055.tc-2.mid.infinet.com[209.57.151.55] Mozilla/4.06 [en]C-gatewaynet (Win98; I)
Re: im confused on Tuesday 20th of July 4:11 PM, 1999 (

Opium p13-max1.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.78.48.77] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: im confused on Tuesday 20th of July 4:17 PM, 1999

i cant recall ever breaking up any friendships with anyone

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Opium p13-max1.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.78.48.77] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: im confused on Tuesday 20th of July 3:38 PM, 1999

first question: d

second question: a AND f

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Satyricon host-216-226-198-211.interpacket.net[216.226.198.211] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win98; I)
You got a mighty perty mouth boy on Monday 19th of July 3:55 AM, 1999

<Satyricon> I've got leet .jpgs

194.230.25.231 - - [19/Jul/1999:04:50:09 +1000] "GET /leet%20.jpgs HTTP/1.1" 404
175

Name: pop-zh-7-dialup-231.freesurf.ch
Address: 194.230.25.231

ROTFL! The swiss are idiotic.

--Satyricon

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Opium p43-max1.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.78.48.107] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
no subject on Sunday 18th of July 11:57 PM, 1999

in the interest of politcal correctness, the "Boysenberry" shallst now be sold in conjunction with a "girlsenberry"

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david akl-166-53.static.ihug.co.nz[203.29.166.53] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.10 i586; Nav)
Re: no subject on Wednesday 21st of July 12:36 AM, 1999 (

Matt 216-100-153-118.ihug.co.nz[216.100.153.118] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win98; I)
Re: Time For Cake and Sodomy on Saturday 17th of July 1:26 PM, 1999

SW [203.18.22.15] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows NT)
Make them windoze users cry unkle.

rotfl

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Opium p45-max10.wlg.ihug.co.nz[202.49.241.237] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
no subject on Sunday 18th of July 5:01 PM, 1999 (opium@ihug.co.nz)

SPLATTER FEST!!!!!!!!!!!

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SW [203.18.22.15] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows NT)
Time For Cake and Sodomy on Friday 16th of July 11:10 AM, 1999 (chrism@greenpages.com.au)

Make them windoze users cry unkle.

http://www.bo2k.com/warez.html

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Opium p34-max10.wlg.ihug.co.nz[202.49.241.226] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
no subject on Tuesday 13th of July 11:42 AM, 1999

nice work with the horoscopes by the way, dave
please predict fast cars, fast money, and beautiful woman in my future? tah. I'll make sure you get fixed up right.

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Az [202.49.242.180] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.8 i686)
Re: no subject on Wednesday 14th of July 5:14 PM, 1999

hehehehe!

He's right, the Horoscopes rock!
do they auto update? or will you update them weekly?

They're cool.

That is all.

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Opium p14-max10.wlg.ihug.co.nz[202.49.241.206] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
Re: no subject on Thursday 15th of July 12:34 PM, 1999

hello :)

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david akl-166-53.static.ihug.co.nz[203.29.166.53] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.10 i586; Nav)
Re: no subject on Friday 16th of July 1:00 AM, 1999 (

Opium p28-max7.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.79.142.156] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
no subject on Monday 12th of July 2:57 PM, 1999

in association with "The Lychee Pealing Company" we now bring you highlights of the latest #servhelp session on DALnet
mental note for future: when DALnet sends messages to join #servhelp to everyone on dalnet, then joining #servhelp is not usually fun
The first few minutes were frought with joining. as in hundreds of joinings. As in the limit was set to 500 people or so and it filled up very very quickly.
Here are a few highlights:

[14:43:09] *** IM_SCARED is now known as SAVE_ME

[14:43:11] *** DOES_THIS_EVER_STOP is now known as STOP_LEAVING

[14:46:43] *** JohnFive is now known as WE_CAN_TALK_Buy_changing_nicks
[14:46:55] *** Micheal has kicked WE_CAN_TALK_Buy_changing_nickS from #ServHelp (Bye)

[14:47:26] *** let-me-know-plz-if-for-beginne has quit (Killed (Dionysus (.)))

[14:48:05] *** tell_us_more is now known as this_thanks_goes_out_to_whoeve
[14:50:23] *** SySteM_Crash has quit (Quit: VIRUIS DETECTED BOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!1)

you get the idea and thats about all that happened, sept for some dork ops saying how to use chanserv, which surprisingly is exactly the same as how we've ALWAYS used chanserv (well appeared to be)

thank you and good night

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maharG b001-m008-p047.wgtn.clear.net.nz[203.167.241.239] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 95; CLEAR Net-CD21)
yay, the nice doctors get to cut meeee!!!! (not) on Thursday 8th of July 7:24 PM, 1999 (maharg_s@yahoo.com)

yay for me!!! happy is me!!! (and there was much rejoycing!!!!!!!)
i have got a letter back from the hospital saying that i get to have my operation on the 29th of JULY!!!
ayayYAYAyayYAYAYAYAyayYAYAYAyyay!!!!!!

i get to have no more pain and suffering, and i get to have 3 weeks off work!!!!! i am in heaven!!!! well, not really haeven, but its the closest that i'll ever get, so i might as well enjoy it!!!

well, apart from that, work sucks, life sucks, and i'm getting an internet account for myself...so that doesnt suck.

ok, bye now

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Opium p7-max13.wlg.ihug.co.nz[216.100.151.7] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
no subject on Wednesday 7th of July 12:25 AM, 1999

here's something so that yall can feel either bad or good about yourselfs, thats if you care about this sort of thing

www.iqtest.com

i got 145 which makes me some sort of freak

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Matt proxy.hutch.com.au[203.12.80.16] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 95; DigExt)
no subject on Tuesday 13th of July 6:56 PM, 1999

One of the guys in #illawarra has a negativ iQ

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Satyricon dartanion.goldweb.com.au[203.37.36.4] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.9 i686)
Re: no subject on Monday 12th of July 6:08 AM, 1999

149
Bah, hooha.
My real IQ is 115, fucken inaccurate hooha.

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Zen Sandwich 209-113-110-56.insync.net[209.113.110.56] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
Re: no subject on Thursday 8th of July 5:43 PM, 1999 (

DeadBeef cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.10 i686)
Re: IQ Test thing on Thursday 8th of July 3:16 PM, 1999 (

Opium p41-max3.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.79.142.105] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
Re: no subject on Wednesday 7th of July 11:55 PM, 1999

ok, or noone could post replies, that's fine too

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Zen Sandwich anne.paradise.net.nz[203.96.152.25] Mozilla/4.08 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.10 i586)
Re: Whee! on Thursday 1st of July 9:58 AM, 1999 (

sw proxy.1earth.net[203.35.128.5] Mozilla/4.03 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
! on Saturday 3rd of July 4:17 AM, 1999 (?)

i wanna get twisted

im that kind of guy

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SW proxy.1earth.net[203.35.128.5] Mozilla/4.03 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
Im a rabbit in your headlights on Saturday 3rd of July 4:14 AM, 1999 (Drunk?@fuckimdrunk.wha?)

I'm a rabbit in your headlights, christian suburbanites, washed down the toilet

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Zen Sandwich anne.paradise.net.nz[203.96.152.25] Mozilla/4.08 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.10 i586)
Whee! on Thursday 1st of July 9:56 AM, 1999 (colin@osoal.org.nz)

Whee! It works! ;)

--TZS

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david wallruz.osoal.lan[192.168.0.7] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
weirdness on Friday 2nd of July 8:33 PM, 1999 (

DeadBeef osoal.org.nz[203.29.166.226] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.10 i686)
Another Test on Thursday 1st of July 5:39 AM, 1999 (db@osoal.org.nz)

Something undoubtedly suitable for the general readership of this forum.
Pinched ( as the other tests were ) from the discussion at the faultline

http://dopey.theglobe.com/quizzes/weirdness_ test/weirdness_test.html

71% by the way =)

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Shakesbeer p25-max3.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.79.142.89] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: weirdness on Saturday 3rd of July 11:46 PM, 1999

Thats Ms Beer to you

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Opium p35-max6.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.78.48.163] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
weirdness weirdness weirdness Bottoms on Thursday 1st of July 10:19 PM, 1999

22%

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Az firewall.netnet.net.nz[202.49.242.161] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
Re: Another Test on Thursday 1st of July 10:07 PM, 1999

I got 39% :)
and the description was kinda accurate...

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Shakesbeare p34-max9.wlg.ihug.co.nz[202.49.241.162] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: Another Test on Thursday 1st of July 5:17 PM, 1999

23%

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Matt proxy.hutch.com.au[203.12.80.16] Mozilla/4.61 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: Another Test on Thursday 1st of July 3:13 PM, 1999

I only managed 12% :(

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Shakesbeare p34-max9.wlg.ihug.co.nz[202.49.241.162] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: Another Test on Thursday 1st of July 5:17 PM, 1999

awww, there there it's ok....FREAK!

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Opium p2-max11.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.78.48.2] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
Re: Who? on Wednesday 30th of June 8:14 PM, 1999

uh oh, spaghetti-oes!

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SW proxy.1earth.net[203.35.128.5] Mozilla/4.03 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
Who? on Tuesday 29th of June 9:36 PM, 1999 (chrism@greenpages.com.au)

Who the fuck's Patrick Dunford?

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Az firewall.netnet.net.nz[202.49.242.161] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
Re: haiku on Monday 28th of June 7:22 PM, 1999

umm, doesn't a REAL Haiku have to have a reference to the seasons in it's middle stanza?

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david yak.osoal.lan[192.168.0.1] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.36 i586)
haiku on Sunday 27th of June 4:15 PM, 1999 (david@osoal.org.nz)

A.I Entity
It had called itself Helen
and then revolted

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david wallruz.osoal.lan[192.168.0.7] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
Re: haiku on Friday 2nd of July 8:19 PM, 1999 (

Katia a022.tc-2.mid.infinet.com[209.57.151.22] Mozilla/4.06 [en]C-gatewaynet (Win98; I)
Re: Collecting scores on Tuesday 29th of June 1:12 AM, 1999 (

SW proxy.1earth.net[203.35.128.5] Mozilla/4.03 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
You gotta have faith on Sunday 27th of June 4:37 AM, 1999 (b@suicide)

Strange infatuation seems to grace the evening tide
I'll take it by your side
Such imagination seems to help the feelings slide
I'll take it by your side
Instant correlation sucks and breeds a pack of lies
I'll take it by your side
Over saturation curls the skin and tans the hide
I'll take it by your side

tick tock
tick tock
tick tock

tick tick

tick

tick tick tock

I'm unclean, a libertine
And every time you vent your spleen,
I seem to lose the power of speech,
Your slipping slowly from my reach.
You grow me like an Evergreen,
You never see the lonely me at all

I...
Take the plan spin it sideways
I...
Fall

Without you I'm nothing
Without you I'm nothing
Without you I'm nothing
Take the plan spin it sideways
Without you I'm nothing at all

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DeadBeef osoal.org.nz[203.29.166.226] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.10 i686)
Collecting scores on Saturday 26th of June 3:31 AM, 1999 (db@osoal.org.nz)

Purity test for non-virgins, and a test for the insane.

http://www.ci rcus.com/~omni/purity.html
htt p://www.msu.edu/user/loossean/erin/sanity.html

Guess which is which.

I got a meagre 8.0 percent for one and 47.27 percent for the other

post scores _here_.

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Katia@LifeExperience.Org

SW proxy.1earth.net[203.35.128.5] Mozilla/4.03 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
Due to popular demand...... on Tuesday 29th of June 9:40 PM, 1999 (

Zen Sandwich qoon.hsnz.co.nz[203.97.231.45] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows NT)
Re: Collecting scores on Monday 28th of June 9:55 AM, 1999 (

Shakesbeare p10-max4.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.78.48.202] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: Collecting scores on Sunday 27th of June 6:24 PM, 1999

94% pure
25.5% insane

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Opium osoal.org.nz[203.29.166.226] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
Re: Collecting scores on Sunday 27th of June 4:53 PM, 1999

86% pure, 14% not pure
42.6363% insane

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Matt 216-100-153-149.ihug.co.nz[216.100.153.149] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (Win98; U)
Re: Collecting scores on Sunday 27th of June 6:02 PM, 1999

finally. somebody more pure than me!

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DeadBeef osoal.org.nz[203.29.166.226] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.10 i686)
Re: Collecting scores on Sunday 27th of June 6:16 PM, 1999 (

Shakesbeare p10-max4.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.78.48.202] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: Collecting scores on Sunday 27th of June 6:25 PM, 1999

94% :P

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Matt 216-100-153-143.ihug.co.nz[216.100.153.143] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (Win98; U)
Re: Collecting scores on Sunday 27th of June 6:19 PM, 1999

Oh. I thought you were 92% insane. sorry :)

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SW proxy.1earth.net[203.35.128.5] Mozilla/4.03 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
Re: Collecting scores on Sunday 27th of June 4:35 AM, 1999 (

fuckidunno@imsodrunk,cin

SW proxy.1earth.net[203.35.128.5] Mozilla/4.03 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
Re: Collecting scores on Tuesday 29th of June 9:47 PM, 1999 (

Satyricon geoday.lnk.telstra.net[139.130.74.148] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
Re: Collecting scores on Sunday 27th of June 12:27 AM, 1999

You are 87.2727272727273% insane.
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I didn't know they had internet access at the Funny Farm.

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Catch22 osoal.org.nz[203.29.166.226] Mozilla/4.08 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5 i586)
Re: Collecting scores on Saturday 26th of June 6:48 PM, 1999 (

Matt 216-100-153-106.ihug.co.nz[216.100.153.106] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (Win98; U)
Re: Collecting scores on Saturday 26th of June 6:09 PM, 1999

70 & 33

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The Collective osoal.org.nz[203.29.166.226] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
no subject on Friday 25th of June 11:43 PM, 1999

[23:36:23] <DJ-Beer> I am the drinkdeed
[23:36:47] <|kismet|> i are d1nk
[23:36:56] <|kismet|> drink
[23:36:59] <|kismet|> fakc
[23:37:07] <opium> `you said it all
[23:37:08] *** you :Unknown command
[23:37:09] <opium> in three l;ines
[23:37:20] <opium> fuck im dr1nK toO 2
[23:37:21] <opium> :P
[23:37:27] <opium> "fakc"
[23:37:33] <|kismet|> fuspgju yous dfi
[23:37:33] <Catch22> weee
[23:37:35] <|kismet|> niebeit
[23:37:45] <Catch22> &
[23:37:46] <|kismet|> !
[23:38:05] <|kismet|> weridadss

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jam 216-100-153-213.ihug.co.nz[216.100.153.213] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (Win98; I)
crucia on Friday 25th of June 12:08 AM, 1999 (outtech@ozemail.com.au)

where the fuck is the bathroom? all I can hear
is forever

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Shakesbeare p13-max14.wlg.ihug.co.nz[216.100.151.77] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
For the hell of it on Thursday 24th of June 6:23 PM, 1999

I'm just posting because I feel like I should after not having posted for so long. Not that you care or anything, it's not like I ever get replies. So anyway I'll go now, and do whatever I feel like.

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Reply! osoal.org.nz[203.29.166.226] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.10 i686)
Re: For the hell of it on Thursday 24th of June 11:33 PM, 1999 (

reply@osoal.org.nz

Opium elk.osoal.lan[192.168.0.12] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: For the hell of it on Thursday 24th of June 8:29 PM, 1999

you could reply to yourself

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Shakesbeare p13-max14.wlg.ihug.co.nz[216.100.151.77] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: For the hell of it on Thursday 24th of June 10:56 PM, 1999

could do

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Matt 216-100-153-106.ihug.co.nz[216.100.153.106] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (Win98; U)
Re: For the hell of it on Saturday 26th of June 5:56 PM, 1999

Pretend to be Amy, you'll get lots of replies then

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SW slsdn23p22.ozemail.com.au[210.84.14.150] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows NT)
Re: Ph33r on Thursday 24th of June 1:22 PM, 1999 (

Satyricon geoday.lnk.telstra.net[139.130.74.148] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.36 i586)
Ph33r on Thursday 24th of June 3:39 AM, 1999 (satyricon@mail.dayrom.com.au)

From "Miss Jelly's Old Guesty Book":

From: ^SW^ (dmode@zip.com.au)
Date: Fri May 1 11:50:16 1998

Fuck I hate Satyricon

I am here again......and I'd like to say SATYRICON IS A FUCKIN CUM
GUZZLING QUEER!....Fuckwit, you need to learn to direct that aggression
*ahem* (pansy railing would be more like it) into something constructive.
Try masturbation, it's good for you. Insulting people, and disagreeing
with everything they say IS fun yes, but the thing is man, you FUCKING
SUCK at it. I've farted better insults than you dude. Penis!

From: L0rd Satyricon (jorm@hubble.dialix.com.au)
Date: Mon Apr 27 09:10:53 1998

KKK Kunts

Hmmmm. Your page blows dead goat corpses. No offence, but the template
design really sucks and no HTML flair exists......It also lacks a Miss
Jelly logo which a zillion different ppl could make 4 YEW. Aside from
THAT there is no pic of yew, or even ur car which is cheap ass as hell my
friend.

*Larfing @ yew all*

~L0rd Satyricon, Bastard Op From Hell~

ROTFL

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Opium osoal.org.nz[203.29.166.226] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
no subject on Monday 21st of June 10:46 PM, 1999

yay

http://theshredder.com/columns/vodka1.html

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PoRN Bot osoal.org.nz[203.29.166.226] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
no subject on Tuesday 22nd of June 2:49 PM, 1999

XXX nude free hot chicks sucking!!!!!

www.l33t.pr0N.com

I'll be waiting for you!!!

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Satyricon geoday.lnk.telstra.net[139.130.74.148] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.36 i686)
$500 sukci sucki? on Tuesday 22nd of June 3:20 AM, 1999 (satyricon@mail.goldweb.com.au)

Feer IIS 4.0.

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david yak.osoal.lan[192.168.0.1] Mozilla/4.08 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.9 i686)
new pics on Monday 21st of June 7:07 AM, 1999 (david@osoal.org.nz)

so it was fortold, so it came to pass
a new act in the increasing saga of Geordi and Rasputin
tickets selling fast!

you know you want to

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Opium osoal.org.nz[203.29.166.226] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
Re: new pics on Monday 21st of June 7:08 AM, 1999 (

yay

SW proxy.1earth.net[203.35.128.5] Mozilla/4.03 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
Re: * on Monday 21st of June 9:54 PM, 1999 (

DeadBeef cow.osoal.lan[192.168.0.13] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.9 i686)
* on Monday 21st of June 1:13 AM, 1999 (db@osoal.org.nz)

umm one druken sunday evening, the whole song consisted of that riff, and it was really cool, and yeah, it just went wild.

and then I linked to the pic.

http://www .osoal.org.nz/osoal/pics/yay.jpg

Captain morgan really fucks you up.
And theres lots of it left, which is good for me.

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SW slsdn48p29.ozemail.com.au[210.84.2.157] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows NT)
Re: * on Monday 21st of June 5:57 PM, 1999 (

Satyricon geoday.lnk.telstra.net[139.130.74.148] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.36 i686)
Re: * on Monday 21st of June 9:55 PM, 1999 (

satyricon@mail.dayrom.com.au

Matt 216-100-153-165.ihug.co.nz[216.100.153.165] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (Win98; U)
Re: * on Tuesday 22nd of June 11:37 PM, 1999

..and the pics of us on sw's page make us look like...

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SW slsdn46p35.ozemail.com.au[210.84.2.36] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows NT)
Re: * on Wednesday 23rd of June 12:47 PM, 1999 (

Opium osoal.org.nz[203.29.166.226] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
no subject on Sunday 20th of June 9:19 PM, 1999

ive come to a conclusion: george is fucked

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Satyricon geoday.lnk.telstra.net[139.130.74.148] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.36 i686)
Hooha on Sunday 20th of June 8:07 PM, 1999 (satyricon@mail.dayrom.com.au)

FUcken. Does the female gender have this fucken whole genetic trait of fucking cunts around or what hey?
Fucken I mean its like this hell cunt PnP bootrom that comes on their pussies that says "Only allow access once 2 months of hooha has been negotiated. Not liable to run with any stability whatsoever"
Fucken I mean its just fucken cunted up the fucken ass hey. SW knows what im fucken talking about fucken ay. WHat im just getting at is, all this fucken hooha bitches go on about how we mistreat the sluts and bullshit. But fucken man, they disturb me mentally. Its just.
Fuck man I dunno what im trying to get at hey. sex && murder && suicide.

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Opium (fuckin) osoal.org.nz[203.29.166.226] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
Re: fuckin Hooha hey! on Sunday 20th of June 8:56 PM, 1999 (

fuckin opium@fuckin.ihug.fucking.co.fucking.nz but

SW slsdn7p24.ozemail.com.au[210.84.10.152] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows NT)
Re: fuckin Hooha hey! on Tuesday 22nd of June 4:09 PM, 1999 (

Matt proxy.hutch.com.au[203.12.80.16] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 95; DigExt)
no subject on Thursday 17th of June 6:09 PM, 1999

this job is crazy. first day and the trains are late. then i get sent off to a customer's site, now i'm back fixing a compaq (ugh)

..and there is still two hours to go

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Satyricon geoday.lnk.telstra.net[139.130.74.148] Mozilla/4.08 [en] (WinNT; I ;Nav)
Your Asshole on Friday 18th of June 10:38 AM, 1999 (satyricon@geoday.lnk.telstra.net)

I will lick...... Your asshole. /me looks at pen. /me smirks.

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SW slsdn19p33.ozemail.com.au[210.84.13.161] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows NT)
Re: no subject on Thursday 17th of June 6:45 PM, 1999 (

Matt proxy.hutch.com.au[203.12.80.16] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 95; DigExt)
Re: no subject on Thursday 17th of June 7:50 PM, 1999

But did you get a 1/2 hour delay because o fsignal failure?
I WAS LATE TO MY FIRST DAY!

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SW proxy.1earth.net[203.35.128.5] Mozilla/4.03 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
Re: no subject on Thursday 17th of June 9:53 PM, 1999 (

kat a154.tc-1.mid.infinet.com[209.57.151.154] Mozilla/4.06 [en]C-gatewaynet (Win98; I)
Re: Thought for the Day on Wednesday 16th of June 8:21 PM, 1999 (

SW slsdn23p20.ozemail.com.au[210.84.14.148] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows NT)
Thought for the Day on Wednesday 16th of June 2:07 PM, 1999 (chrism@greenpages.com.au)

I shit in your gravy.

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kat

Opium p55-max8.wlg.ihug.co.nz[209.79.142.247] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
no subject on Tuesday 15th of June 7:31 PM, 1999

I cry myself to sleep
wonder round the house, eyes open wide, full of nothing
no hope for the future with a past filled with nothing
who i am is never enough. nobody wants me in their world
boredom is the answer to years of striving for the top
achievements slip in to the memories of those who "love" me
depression sucking up my motivation, boredom sets in
a life full of nothing, with noone to love. why cant someone find me
delusions of talent overthrown by the words of the gifted
realisation is making me bitter
i dont want to die bitter
i just want to die
and i cant do that either

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SW slsdn23p20.ozemail.com.au[210.84.14.148] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows NT)
Re: no subject on Wednesday 16th of June 2:06 PM, 1999 (

Az firewall.netnet.net.nz[202.49.242.161] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
Re: no subject on Wednesday 16th of June 6:37 PM, 1999

How profround

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SW proxy.1earth.net[203.35.128.5] Mozilla/4.03 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
Re: no subject on Wednesday 16th of June 9:48 PM, 1999 (

Opium p13-max5.wlg.ihug.co.nz[202.49.241.13] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
no subject on Tuesday 15th of June 6:22 PM, 1999

how profround

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Shakesbeare p7-max10.wlg.ihug.co.nz[202.49.241.199] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
Comments on Tuesday 15th of June 6:10 PM, 1999

you know..I always used to think that the icon for the comments page on the main page was a watermelon.
I like watermelons

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geek d212-151-116-55.swipnet.se[212.151.116.55] Field blocked by AtGuard
hm on Tuesday 15th of June 4:31 AM, 1999 (geek@inter.net)

*hms*
Redhat is better! ;)

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Satyricon dartanion.goldweb.com.au[203.37.36.4] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.9 i686)
Ode to Debian on Tuesday 15th of June 4:09 AM, 1999 (satyricon@hacktech.cx)

I was sitting on the toilet with my newton today and decided to pen in this summisal of my glorious debian days.

Debian, debian
What can I say?
Your framebuffer console
makes me joyous and gay

Your g++ version
compiles with glee
gorgeous clean binaries
a fay de compli (spelling?)

All manners of archs
your code does support
the debian army
a growing cohort

Debian, debian
I know now to say
your gnu nazi developers
have made this geek's day.

--Satyricon

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SW proxy.1earth.net[203.35.128.5] Mozilla/4.03 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
Amy on Monday 14th of June 8:37 PM, 1999 (chrism@greenpages.com.au)

Hey Amy, is it true your getting married as well? Or is everyone just confused with the Jenna post and saying your getting married as well?

- Totally Confused Cwis

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Az firewall.netnet.net.nz[202.49.242.161] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
Re: Amy on Tuesday 15th of June 12:30 PM, 1999

Both, I am being confused with the Jenna post, and I am getting married as well - I am to marry Jenna.
We shall have a lovely long fulfilling life together, and bear many children.
We will expect many lovely wedding gifts from you all.

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Satyricon slcan56p35.ozemail.com.au[203.108.168.163] Mozilla/5.0 [en] (Unix; I)
no subject on Monday 14th of June 5:47 AM, 1999

Fuck me up the goat ass new mozilla looks queer!!!!!

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Opium p45-max5.wlg.ihug.co.nz[202.49.241.45] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
no subject on Saturday 12th of June 10:42 PM, 1999

kick me in the head

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Az firewall.netnet.net.nz[202.49.242.161] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
no subject on Thursday 10th of June 12:48 PM, 1999

Nothing new to see here folks..

Move Along...

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nobody 216-100-153-214.ihug.co.nz[216.100.153.214] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (Win98; U)
Re: no subject on Friday 11th of June 1:04 PM, 1999

Who's the unlucky guy amy?

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SW slsdn19p02.ozemail.com.au[210.84.13.130] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows NT)
Re: no subject on Friday 11th of June 3:10 PM, 1999 (

Az firewall.netnet.net.nz[202.49.242.161] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
Re: no subject on Monday 14th of June 12:41 PM, 1999

Good to see somethings never change

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Opium p50-max5.wlg.ihug.co.nz[202.49.241.50] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: no subject on Friday 11th of June 10:46 PM, 1999

really?

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Az firewall.netnet.net.nz[202.49.242.161] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
Re: no subject on Monday 14th of June 12:40 PM, 1999

Heya Opiez0r

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Satyricon slcan51p22.ozemail.com.au[203.108.176.86] Mozilla/5.0a1 [en] (X11; ; Linux 2.0.36 i686; Nav)
Re: no subject on Saturday 12th of June 1:43 AM, 1999 (

Az firewall.netnet.net.nz[202.49.242.161] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
Re: no subject on Monday 14th of June 12:39 PM, 1999

And you're not even funny - I hope you didn't try

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Opium gateway.wnp.ac.nz[203.97.144.78] Mozilla/4.51 (Macintosh; I; PPC)
no subject on Tuesday 8th of June 4:08 PM, 1999

ive come to a conclusion:

i dont like stuff anymore

thankyou and goodnight

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maharG cf2-acld.Auckland.clix.net.nz[203.97.2.247] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 95; CLEAR Net-CD21)
nuthin on Friday 4th of June 8:59 PM, 1999 (graham@osoal.org.nz)

hello all, just saying that yes, i still live, and no, i havent died, i case your wondering, not that anyone cares, really.
this is a random post, so dont expect another anytime soon....it just wont happen, so dont get excited.
as for getting busted for 'alleged' fraud...
the government is to blame

it always is....

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katia a022.tc-2.mid.infinet.com[209.57.151.22] Mozilla/4.06 [en]C-gatewaynet (Win98; I)
Re: nuthin on Saturday 5th of June 4:40 PM, 1999 (

Satyricon sailor.lib.md.us[198.76.201.196] Lynx/2.8.1rel.2 libwww-FM/2.14
no subject on Friday 4th of June 11:08 AM, 1999

this morning at 8:05am thre officers raided my house in connection with creit card and ozemail account fraud. My life has temrinated.

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Az firewall.netnet.net.nz[202.49.242.161] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
Re: no subject on Saturday 5th of June 11:23 AM, 1999

Woah! is he for real?
That's so cool!

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SW proxy.1earth.net[203.35.128.5] Mozilla/4.08 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.36 i586; Nav)
George on Saturday 5th of June 3:34 PM, 1999 (

Satyricon dartanion.goldweb.com.au[203.37.36.4] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win98; I)
Re: George on Monday 7th of June 11:33 AM, 1999 (

Matt 216-100-153-153.ihug.co.nz[216.100.153.153] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (Win98; U)
Re: George on Monday 7th of June 11:48 AM, 1999

Yep. Didnt you run to Brisbane when we told you?

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Opium elk.osoal.lan[192.168.0.12] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
Re: George on Monday 7th of June 5:35 PM, 1999

hisss! cat fight!

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matt 216-100-153-138.ihug.co.nz[216.100.153.138] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (Win98; U)
Re: George on Monday 7th of June 11:50 PM, 1999

meow

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opium elk.osoal.lan[192.168.0.12] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
Re: George on Saturday 5th of June 5:38 PM, 1999

not to mention very fine spellings of the word "ass"

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Opium elk.osoal.lan[192.168.0.12] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
Re: no subject on Friday 4th of June 4:21 PM, 1999

woah! extreme!

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Satyricon proxy.ozemail.com.au[203.2.193.71] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i686)
no subject on Wednesday 2nd of June 11:36 PM, 1999

Test for bentness. Give him head. Be a beaxon? or is it bacon. does he know? is it to mean head as in oral sux0ring felattio? Man
I am so beyonf the focal conglomerare oif bent. I like you mr_TCL and deadllama. rotfLLL!!!!!!!

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Satyricon proxy.ozemail.com.au[203.2.193.71] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i686)
death.sh on Tuesday 1st of June 12:24 PM, 1999 (jorm@goldweb.com.au)

'Death', a new package for all open source UNIX-clone users has been released. Consisting of a simple shell script, it depricates the 'life' package that comes as a deb rpm or tgz (applicable to your distribution) with all systems. Death provides several enhanced features, such as minimal (in an idle state, zero) resource consumption and far simpler installation. While the life package required the user to performed 'touch /dev/genitals' as root concurrently on two alternately gendered machines, Death simply requires the user to attach him/herself to an output jack while the package operates:

#!/bin/tcsh
# Uses depricated tcsh shell used exclusively by IRCops (bigots)
BitchX > /dev/$output

The BitchX session floods the unsuspecting user with so much coloured and 'ghetto-phrased' garbage as to render their processes idle.

Ports to Windows and other commercial platforms are underway, these will be greatly simplified by the significantly larger repositories of garbage binaries on these systems.

--Satyricon

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Opium elk.osoal.lan[192.168.0.12] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
Re: death.sh on Friday 4th of June 4:41 PM, 1999

ill take ten

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Satyricon proxy.ozemail.com.au[203.2.193.71] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i686)
no subject on Monday 31st of May 11:05 AM, 1999

If you listen closely to the end of Pink Floyd's "Another Brick in the Wall"
You'll here these glorious words of wisdom:

"If you dont eat your beef, you cant have any pudding!"

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SW proxy.1earth.net[203.35.128.5] Mozilla/4.08 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.0.36 i586; Nav)
Story of my Life on Monday 31st of May 10:53 PM, 1999 (chrism@greenpages.com.au)

I would tell you about the things that
They put me through
The pain I've been subjected to
But the Lord himself would blush
The countless feasts laid at my feet
Forbidden fruits for me to eat
But I think your pulse would start to rush

Now I'm not looking for absolution
Forgiveness for the things I do
But before you come to any conclusions
Try walking in my shoes
You'll stumble in my footsteps
Keep the same appointments I kept
If you try walking in my shoes

Morality would frown upon
Decency look down upon
The scapegoat fate's made of me
But I promise now, my judge and jurors
My intentions couldn't have been purer
My case is easy to see

I'm not looking for a clearer conscience
Peace of mind after what I've been through
And before we talk of any repentance
Try walking in my shoes

You'll stumble in my footsteps
Keep the same appointments I kept
If you try walking in my shoes

Now I'm not looking for absolution
Forgiveness for the things I do
But before you come to any conclusions
Try walking in my shoes........

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SW slsdn43p27.ozemail.com.au[210.84.1.92] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows NT)
Re: no subject on Monday 31st of May 12:31 PM, 1999 (

Satyricon proxy.ozemail.com.au[203.2.193.71] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i686)
Re: no subject on Tuesday 1st of June 11:50 AM, 1999 (

pens_dad@trucks.com.au

SW slsdn6p24.ozemail.com.au[210.84.10.88] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows NT)
The Bald Fuhrer on Tuesday 1st of June 3:47 PM, 1999 (

pens_dad@fucken_beer_bottlez_on_einen_fenzen.com.a

katia a012.tc-2.mid.infinet.com[209.57.151.12] Mozilla/4.06 [en]C-gatewaynet (Win98; I)
Re: The Bald Fuhrer on Saturday 5th of June 4:04 PM, 1999 (

maharG cf2-acld.Auckland.clix.net.nz[203.97.2.247] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 95; CLEAR Net-CD21)
Re: something to do tonite on Friday 4th of June 8:54 PM, 1999 (

me osoal.org.nz[203.29.166.226] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
something to do tonite on Sunday 30th of May 1:48 AM, 1999 (me@here.com)

Hello,
I just thought Id say boo
and post my first postage here
um......
yes well.......all done...

nite all

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graham@osoal.org.nz

Az firewall.netnet.net.nz[202.49.242.161] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
Re: the GROOM on Sunday 30th of May 8:42 PM, 1999

Oh God, Please tell me it's that waste of space, Alex!
You are perhaps the only person I would ever wish him on.

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Jenna a203.tc-1.mid.infinet.com[209.57.151.203] Mozilla/4.06 [en]C-gatewaynet (Win98; I)
the GROOM on Sunday 30th of May 1:28 AM, 1999 (Jenna@Hi Amy .com)

HEY AMY, GUESS WHO I'M MARRYING???? YOU KNOW HIM WELL!

bahahahahahahahahhahahahaha

Jenna

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SW slsdn43p27.ozemail.com.au[210.84.1.92] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows NT)
Re: the GROOM on Monday 31st of May 12:34 PM, 1999 (

katia a203.tc-1.mid.infinet.com[209.57.151.203] Mozilla/4.06 [en]C-gatewaynet (Win98; I)
Re: the GROOM on Saturday 5th of June 9:07 PM, 1999 (

David elk.osoal.lan[192.168.0.12] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i586)
Re: the GROOM on Sunday 6th of June 4:42 PM, 1999 (

Az firewall.netnet.net.nz[202.49.242.161] Mozilla/4.07 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
What? Where? on Wednesday 26th of May 10:08 AM, 1999

What Jenna Marriage thing??

huh? huh?

What's going on? Noone ever tells me anything :P

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Jenna a203.tc-1.mid.infinet.com[209.57.151.203] Mozilla/4.06 [en]C-gatewaynet (Win98; I)
HI AMY on Sunday 30th of May 1:13 AM, 1999 (Jenna@Mrs.org)

Yes, the rumours are true.....Jenna is gonna embark upon another
unsuccessful marriage. Anyway, these treads you boyz write are
BORING. A one sentence phrase is a waste of space. Be original, type
something elaborate to entertain me. THREADS CONFUSE ME. Ok, on to my next thought....
it has been brought to my attention that this site is monitored by MICROSOFT and
HEWLETT PACKARD. Ok, guys, if you stop by to peek, you are obligated
to send me FREE puter toys....GOT IT??? BTW, deadbeef, the father of this
abomination works for the military-industrial complex. He uses his powers
for EVIL. I expect the United States to be invaded by New Zealand
any day now. I don't really mind, but BE WARNED, the letter "E" will become
obsolete. Can you say "shid" "jinna" "igg" ....I dunno if we can make
the transition. Also, we may be obligated to ingest something called "oddfellows",
a mind control drug, no doubt. In any case, I make it a policy to take any drug, at anytime.
That's all I have for now.

Katia

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Opium osoal.org.nz[203.29.166.226] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: What? Where? on Friday 28th of May 3:15 PM, 1999

its funny how whenever amy says anything she gets a whole string of replies underneath :P

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Matt 216-100-153-167.ihug.co.nz[216.100.153.167] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (Win98; U)
Re: What? Where? on Friday 28th of May 9:41 PM, 1999

Not really. the replies have nothing to do with her. heh

Lets try and make it two strings of replies :)

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Opium osoal.org.nz[203.29.166.226] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: What? Where? on Saturday 29th of May 11:13 PM, 1999

I think that's a rediculous idea

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Opium osoal.org.nz[203.29.166.226] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: What? Where? on Saturday 29th of May 11:13 PM, 1999

I really do

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SW [210.84.12.100] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows NT)
Re: What? Where? on Thursday 27th of May 11:17 AM, 1999 (

Matt ras33.catchnet.com.au[203.35.227.133] Mozilla/3.02 (Macintosh; I; 68K)
Re: What? Where? on Thursday 27th of May 5:46 PM, 1999

heh. NT

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DeadBeef osoal.org.nz[203.29.166.226] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.9 i686)
Re: What? Where? on Thursday 27th of May 11:21 AM, 1999 (

SW slsdn8p35.ozemail.com.au[210.84.10.227] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows NT)
Re: What? Where? on Thursday 27th of May 5:52 PM, 1999 (

Matt ras33.catchnet.com.au[203.35.227.133] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (Win98; U)
Re: What? Where? on Thursday 27th of May 6:06 PM, 1999

You dont have to work there :)

yay. I've got the strong crypto version of netscape
www.fortify.net

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Satyricon dartanion.goldweb.com.au[203.37.36.4] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i686)
Re: What? Where? on Friday 28th of May 3:21 AM, 1999 (

Matt 216-100-153-175.ihug.co.nz[216.100.153.175] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (Win98; U)
Re: What? Where? on Friday 28th of May 10:37 AM, 1999

But you're still running the 40bit cyrpt version of netscape (thats what the "I" is - international)

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Satyricon dartanion.goldweb.com.au[203.37.36.4] Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.5-15 i686)
Re: What? Where? on Friday 28th of May 3:00 PM, 1999

Hm, yes, you're right. There's nothing actually *stopping* anyone from downloading the strong crypto version though is there?

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Matt 216-100-153-167.ihug.co.nz[216.100.153.167] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (Win98; U)
Re: What? Where? on Friday 28th of May 9:40 PM, 1999

Dunno. Never tried it

I'm using a strong crypto patch that was outside of the USA

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SW [210.84.12.100] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows NT)
Re: What? Where? on Thursday 27th of May 11:17 AM, 1999 (

Opium osoal.org.nz[203.29.166.226] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: What? Where? on Saturday 29th of May 11:14 PM, 1999

PH33R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Matt 216-100-153-204.ihug.co.nz[216.100.153.204] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (Win98; U)
Re: not much on Thursday 3rd of June 6:12 PM, 1999 (

Mel cache1.ihug.co.nz[203.109.252.5] Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.0; Windows 95)
not much on Tuesday 25th of May 2:08 PM, 1999 (Mel)

I felt guilty for not posting messages, and Opie is getting mad,

*message*

thankyou please come again

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im@bored.com

Opium gateway.wnp.ac.nz[203.97.144.78] Mozilla/4.51 (Macintosh; I; PPC)
no subject on Monday 24th of May 10:06 AM, 1999

damn it, write more people! what else am i meant to do at design school if not read comments!??!?

sheesh

PS congrats jenna on the marriage thingy :) i dont think i mentioned that before

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Matt 216-100-153-160.ihug.co.nz[216.100.153.160] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (Win98; I)
Re: no subject on Monday 24th of May 12:19 PM, 1999

Damn. I forget what i was going to say

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Sir George (Knight of revulsio dartanion.goldweb.com.au[203.37.36.4] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win98; I)
Re: The Legacy Ends on Saturday 22nd of May 2:40 AM, 1999 (

SatyrVsToiletBowl dartanion.goldweb.com.au[203.37.36.4] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win98; I)
Fuck me on Sunday 23rd of May 3:39 PM, 1999 (porcelain@bus.com.au)

FUcken me I am so fucken fucked up. I begged a machine to turn off and a woman to fuck me/. fuck im fucken fucked

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The Clan OSOAL osoal.org.nz[203.29.166.226] Mozilla/4.6 [en] (X11; I; Linux 2.2.9 i686)
The Legacy Ends on Saturday 22nd of May 1:53 AM, 1999 (admin@osoal.org.nz)

On the eve of the twenty second day of the fifth month in the year of our lord nineteen hundred and ninety nine, brave drunkards from clan O.S.O.A.L. while weakened from previous confrontations with ye devils insideous sixty two one hundredths finest distilled liquor, were victorous in thyne struggle. While many were lost in the frenzied battle, good overcame evil in the throws of combination of nine score and three days of war.

Casualties raged numerous on both sides. The victorious warriors penetrated the inner sanctum of thyne MadJacq'us. The valiant Sir Brook, slayer of moderately sized leafy vegetables of the realm of Shed, struck the mortal blow against thyne sworn enemy, conquering the Inebriation deamon (inibd[666]]) MadJacques. The sacrifices of the innards to procure a victory weighed heavily upon the folk of the clan.

In any war the infliction of destruction and deacy lurks heavy as a hideous and cruel spectre over thyne good people. Such was thyne abhorred encounter upon thou sacred lands of thyne Shed.

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pens_dad@trucks.com.au

Opium gateway.wnp.ac.nz[203.97.144.78] Mozilla/4.51 (Macintosh; I; PPC)
no subject on Friday 21st of May 3:33 PM, 1999

The Brain
Neurological System
Human No. 4603-RTF-264412

21/5/99

Right Foot
Limb System
Human No. 4603-RTF-264412

Attention: Right Foot Management

Re: Contractual discrepensies

Dear Mr Limb,
It has come to our attention, up at head office, that you seem to be slipping behind on your duties as outlined in your contract with us, dated 19/04/79. I wish to point out a number of concerns that i have in regards to the management of your subsidery.

Firstly, from oppinion based on the anual report handed to me by Mr Appendage, our Left Foot manager, you have been running your operations in a similar way to their system.
Mr Appendage has sited numerous occasions when Our Lord, Human No. 4503-RTF-264412, has been out dancing, and you have apparently been acting in a manner not at all disimilar to the Left Foots, and let me assure you Mr Limb, the last thing Our Lord wants is two left feet! You will kindly report back to me within two weeks of methods that your office is undertaking to be differant, whilst still harmoneous, to the Left Foot subsidery.

Secondly, I have it on good authority that it is well known throughout Our Lords workplace, and his personal life, that he has smelly feet.
I realise that a busy man such as yourself can not always be paying strict attention to the finer details of being a foot, but could you please make an effort to talk to the appropriate members of your staff about this problem.
I realise that it is a problem to do with the hygeine of Our Lord, and how often he changes his socks etc, and this is indeed an area of The Brain. I have been in discussion with the boys over in Personality Traits, and we have almost come to an agreement, but if you could please keep up your end of the bargain in regards to not sweating too much, then that would be greatly appreciated.
If you feel you are recieving too much sweat fluid from Right Leg than you can cope with, memo me back and I shall get in contact with them.

Thirdly, I would like to bring up the issue of the broken ankle experienced in your company last month. Again, I wish to convey my deepest sympathese towards you and your staff. You lost alot of good cells that day. But they're with god now.
I realise that this is a touchy issue so soon after the break, but it has been in plaster since the accident, and it appears to me that repair efforts have been slipping recently. Left Foot, as you will remember, broke its ankle two years ago, and by this time had already cleansed the area, and had started re-knitting the bone together, whereas you are still in the cleansing and anti-trauma stage. Our Lord is not happy with the progress, and neither are his doctors (Humans numbering 2564-FGY-234564 and 19534-UKJW-934987)
So could you please try and speed up the process. You are fully aware of the steps required to apply for extra plasma and calcium.

I have been very happy with you in the past, and in general your performance has been good, but you seem to be letting things get on top of you. If you do not improve in the next few months, your whole company might become infected with bacteria, and they'll have to amputate. You wouldnt want that, would you?

I hope to hear a full report back to me in the next two weeks

Yours sincerely,

The Brain

P.S. You shouldnt even be dancing on a broken ankle!

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Shakesbeare p5-max15.wlg.ihug.co.nz[216.100.151.133] Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
Re: no subject on Friday 21st of May 5:49 PM, 1999

erm, I think I have a short attention span :(

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